When you’re on a seemingly endless quest to destroy a dangerous ring, a monthly surprise or treat can go a long way in keeping up your spirits. That plus copious amounts of ale and roasts.
That’s why we’ve matched some uplifting and comic-relief subscription boxes to Lord of the Rings characters.
If subscription boxes were delivered to Middle Earth, these would surely be the picks for these 16 Lord of the Rings characters. Scroll down to your favorite!
1. Hopebox Men
Frodo
Price: Starts at $44.00/month
What You’ll Get: Frodo goes through…a lot. If anyone needs a monthly reminder of hope and self-care, it’s him. Hopebox Men includes cruelty-free grooming products, fun treasures, and inspiring stories to renew Frodo’s energy.
Shipping: Ships worldwide as soon as you purchase
2. Spice Madam
Samwise
Price: Starts at $20.00month
What You’ll Get: Aside from being one of the most resourceful and loyal friends in the series, Samwise doesn’t believe in poorly flavored food. Enjoy 10-15 spices, mixes, seeds, and recipes similar to those Sam would harvest from his lovely garden every month. All spices are perfect for vegetarians and are sourced from global cultures.
Shipping: Ships to the U.S. and the U.K. in the 2nd week of the month
3. RunLocker
Legolas
Price: Starts at $37.95/month
What You’ll Get: Legolas may be light on his feet and have gorgeous hair, but he wasn’t born that way. He needs snacks, recovery aid, athletic clothing, and other accessories to make sure he is able to run far and use all his elven abilities.
Shipping: Ships worldwide on the 15th of every month
4. Beard Care Club
Gimli
Price: Starts at $7.50/month
What You’ll Get: Our favorite dwarf is full of pride for his people and laser-focused on doing what’s best for his family. Beard Care Club is sure to include beard oils, balms, or conditioners that streamline his look and make his beard touchably soft. The best thing is that they come in a plethora of scents and subscription options.
Shipping: Ships worldwide between the 5-7th of every month
5. Shaker & Spoon
Gandolf
Price: Starts at $50.00/month
What You’ll Get: Aside from being a wise and powerful wizard, Gandalf loves bringing people together for adventures and celebration. He’d get a kick out of being a Shaker & Spoon mixologist. He’d receive all the fun ingredients (minus alcohol) and recipes for 4 different cocktails to serve 12. Knowing Gandalf, there will be plenty more drinks a-flowing.
Shipping: Ships within the U.S. between the 16-23rd of every month
6. BloomsyBox
Aragorn
Price: Starts at $39.99/month
What You’ll Get: Hero, heartthrob, hopeless romantic. Aragorn is the quintessential warrior, but he is constantly thinking and dreaming of his immortal love, Arwen. Sending her a monthly bouquet of gorgeous flowers from sustainable farms reminds her of his love and the fragile mortality of men all-in-one.
Shipping: Ships within the U.S. between the 16-23rd of every month
7. The Wordy Traveler
Bilbo
Price: Starts at $49.99/3 months
What You’ll Get: Let’s face it, although Bilbo went on many adventures in The Hobbit, he’d rather be in the comfort of his home. The Wordy Traveler allows him to happily live out his adventurous side while he spends his life in the Undying Lands. He’ll receive 3 novels, art, tea, gifts, and a portion of profits go to charity.
Shipping: Ships worldwide on the 15th of every month
8. Emma&Chloé
Gollum
Price: Starts at $35.00/month
What You’ll Get: Gollum can finally have what he spends hundreds of years in search of: his precious. Emma & Chloe delivers brass, gold-plated, or silver-dipped french bling like earrings, rings, bracelets, and necklaces that you can’t get outside of France.
Shipping: Ships worldwide on the 15th of every month
9. Bombay & Cedar
Arwen
Price: Starts at $49.95month
What You’ll Get: When you give up mortality to be with the human of your dreams, you also give up the effortless alabaster skin that comes with eternal life. Arwen would get good use out of the 6-7 full-sized pieces of cruelty-free beauty, skincare, snacks, books, and home goods that Bombay & Cedar picks every month.
Shipping: Ships worldwide between the 15-20th of every month
10. My Thrill Club!
Saruman
Price: Starts at $21.99/month
What You’ll Get: Like most fallen wizards, Saruman is easily led to the dark side by dark forces. He’d probably enjoy 2 good hardcover books about murder, crime, and other evils. He’d also receive a few special surprises from time to time.
Shipping: Ships to select countries from the U.S. in the first week of each month
11. My Garden Box
Treebeard
Price: Starts at $21.50/month
What You’ll Get: Although Treebeard does a lovely job of keeping other Ents and forests in check, he could always use a little help. My Garden Box includes a living plant or bulb, soil, care instructions, and nice planter so that everyone has the tools to start a forest of their own, indoors or outdoors.
Shipping: Ships within the U.S. mid-month
12. Premium Smokers Box
Merry & Pippin
Price: Starts at $15.00/month
What You’ll Get: Merry & Pippin know how to have a good time consuming food, ale, and many hits from their pipe. Premium Smokers Box includes all the cannabis products and information beginners or experienced smokers (like Merry & Pippin) need. The best part? The munchies, of course.
Shipping: Ships to the U.S and Canada on the 20th of each month
13. FX Crate
Azog (The Pace Orc)
Price: Starts at $24.99/month
What You’ll Get: Azog’s origins may be unknown, but his aesthetic and ruthlessness are infamous. Staying that pale takes work, so he’d definitely appreciate a good FX Crate. With brand-name body paint, special effects makeup, and instructional videos, he can maintain his just-murdered-a-king look.
Shipping: Ships to the U.S., Canada, and Mexico by the 25th of every month
14. Culture Carton
Boromir
Price: Starts at $16.00/month
What You’ll Get: Poor Boromir, he’s just a fiercely loyal son and Fellowship member who might have been desperate to be the hero. Being the practical and cultured one of the group, he probably would’ve enjoyed a bit of alone-time to read 1 book by the great writers of the past and maybe a few snacks, body products and other lifestyle items. After all, he is a prince.
Shipping: Ships worldwide between the 14-17th of every month
15. heatseekrs
The Eye of Sauron
Price: Starts at $19.95/month
What You’ll Get: The Eye of Sauron sits atop the fire and hate-filled Mount Doom. He must stoke his flame with eye-watering hot sauce that inflicts pain on everyone who attempts to defeat him. The box includes 2 full flavor-packed hot sauce bottles that you can’t find just anywhere.
Shipping: Ships within the U.S. on the 10th of every month
16. Wild Woman
owyn
Price: Starts at $37.95/month
What You’ll Get: For some of us, Eowyn was one of the first strong female icons we saw on screen or read in a book. With a motto like “fierce, fueled, and effing awesome,” Wild Woman is the subscription that keeps up with Eowyn’s badassery. She would definitely use the 4-6 pieces of adventure gear, natural body products to keep her feeling fresh, and snacks to fuel her for all her (figurative and literal) battles.
Shipping: Ships worldwide in the first week of each month
