When you’re on a seemingly endless quest to destroy a dangerous ring, a monthly surprise or treat can go a long way in keeping up your spirits. That plus copious amounts of ale and roasts.
That’s why we’ve matched some uplifting and comic-relief subscription boxes to Lord of the Rings characters.
If subscription boxes were delivered to Middle Earth, these would surely be the picks for these 16 Lord of the Rings characters. Scroll down to your favorite!
Spice Madam Monthly Subscription
Samwise
What You’ll Get: Aside from being one of the most resourceful and loyal friends in the series, Samwise doesn’t believe in poorly flavored food. Enjoy 10-15 spices, mixes, seeds, and recipes similar to those Sam would harvest from his lovely garden every month. All spices are perfect for vegetarians and are sourced from global cultures.
Shipping: Ships to the U.S. and the U.K. in the 2nd week of the month
RunLocker
Legolas
What You’ll Get: Legolas may be light on his feet and have gorgeous hair, but he wasn’t born that way. He needs snacks, recovery aid, athletic clothing, and other accessories to make sure he is able to run far and use all his elven abilities.
Shipping: Ships worldwide on the 15th of every month
Cream Of The Crop
Gimli
What You’ll Get: Our favorite dwarf is full of pride for his people and laser-focused on doing what’s best for his family. Beard Care Club is sure to include beard oils, balms, or conditioners that streamline his look and make his beard touchably soft. The best thing is that they come in a plethora of scents and subscription options.
Shipping: Ships worldwide between the 5-7th of every month
Shaker & Spoon Cocktail Club
Gandolf
What You’ll Get: Aside from being a wise and powerful wizard, Gandalf loves bringing people together for adventures and celebration. He’d get a kick out of being a Shaker & Spoon mixologist. He’d receive all the fun ingredients (minus alcohol) and recipes for 4 different cocktails to serve 12. Knowing Gandalf, there will be plenty more drinks a-flowing.
Shipping: Ships within the U.S. between the 16-23rd of every month
BloomsyBox
Aragorn
What You’ll Get: Hero, heartthrob, hopeless romantic. Aragorn is the quintessential warrior, but he is constantly thinking and dreaming of his immortal love, Arwen. Sending her a monthly bouquet of gorgeous flowers from sustainable farms reminds her of his love and the fragile mortality of men all-in-one.
Shipping: Ships within the U.S. between the 16-23rd of every month
My Thrill Club
Saruman
What You’ll Get: Like most fallen wizards, Saruman is easily led to the dark side by dark forces. He’d probably enjoy 2 good hardcover books about murder, crime, and other evils. He’d also receive a few special surprises from time to time.
Shipping: Ships to select countries from the U.S. in the first week of each month
My Garden Box
Treebeard
What You’ll Get: Although Treebeard does a lovely job of keeping other Ents and forests in check, he could always use a little help. My Garden Box includes a living plant or bulb, soil, care instructions, and nice planter so that everyone has the tools to start a forest of their own, indoors or outdoors.
Shipping: Ships within the U.S. mid-month
The FX Crate
Azog (The Pace Orc)
What You’ll Get: Azog’s origins may be unknown, but his aesthetic and ruthlessness are infamous. Staying that pale takes work, so he’d definitely appreciate a good FX Crate. With brand-name body paint, special effects makeup, and instructional videos, he can maintain his just-murdered-a-king look.
Shipping: Ships to the U.S., Canada, and Mexico by the 25th of every month
Culture Carton
Boromir
What You’ll Get: Poor Boromir, he’s just a fiercely loyal son and Fellowship member who might have been desperate to be the hero. Being the practical and cultured one of the group, he probably would’ve enjoyed a bit of alone-time to read 1 book by the great writers of the past and maybe a few snacks, body products and other lifestyle items. After all, he is a prince.
Shipping: Ships worldwide between the 14-17th of every month
Wild Woman Box
owyn
What You’ll Get: For some of us, Eowyn was one of the first strong female icons we saw on screen or read in a book. With a motto like “fierce, fueled, and effing awesome,” Wild Woman is the subscription that keeps up with Eowyn’s badassery. She would definitely use the 4-6 pieces of adventure gear, natural body products to keep her feeling fresh, and snacks to fuel her for all her (figurative and literal) battles.
Shipping: Ships worldwide in the first week of each month
