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A Monthly Subscription for Mouthy Mofos
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!- Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally
- Unisex shirt sizes XS-3XL (size chart image above)
- Bonus item included with each shirt subscription shipment
- Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia
- 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
Current Box from Smartass and Sass
Fancy Bitch (cutoff date is December 12)
Pinkies up, bitches! It’s time to get fancy! This month’s box is all about the finer side of snark. Consider it your little black dress of sarcasm. So embrace the sparkle, break out the good bubbly, and get ready to say ‘yes!’ to some high-class sass!
Past Boxes from Smartass and Sass
Keep Kicking Ass Shirt
This month was a reminder to never stop the grind. Kicking ass turns from a hobby into a lifestyle after a while—and thats what we aim for. This month's shirt read "I'm a real treat" and the bonus item was a pen. Some past shirts and boxes are available in our shop!
Sorry Not Sorry Shirt
This month was a reminder to be unapologetically YOU. Sorry not sorry bitches, we are remembering to take care of our minds, bodies AND souls. This theme was all about being yourself and not apologizing for that. There is quite literally NO ONE like you. This month's shirt read "So apparently I'm dramatic" and the bonus item was a luggage tag. Some past shirts and boxes are available in our shop!
Squad Goals Shirt
This month would have had you holding your pals CLOSE AF! Some moments in life wouldn’t have been half as fun if you didn't have your tight squad there with you! We deserve some good-ass people in our lives. Remember the belly laughs? The smiles so big they hurt your cheeks? This month's shirt read "That's a horrible idea, what time?" and the bonus item was a greeting card. Some past boxes are available in our shop!
More from Smartass and Sass
Smartass & Sass *BOX* Subscription
Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-9 full-size items to make you laugh your a** off.
From
$37.95 / box
Smartass & Sass *BIG BOX* Subscription
Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-9 full-size items + a hilarious shirt to make you laugh your a** off.
From
$50.95 / box
Smartass & Sass *SMALL BOX* Subscription
OUR NEWEST EDITION! A small dose of smartassery. 3-4 full size items to make you laugh your ass off.
From
$21.95 / box
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