Product Details
A Monthly Subscription for Mouthy Mofos
- 5-9 full-sized items per box
- Item types include: totes, mugs, notebooks, apparel, self-care, and more
- $110+ value per box
- Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia
- 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
Sneak Peek
Sweet & Salty B*tch! - February 2023 (cutoff date is Feb 10)
Sometimes we’re sweet, but most of the time we’re salty bitches. This month is inspired by carbs and cuss words, and we have all kinds of treats in store (for you and your stomach). Who’s ready to stir the pot? 🕕 Order by February 10th; subscriptions ship February 18th!
Order by February 10th to get this box!
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Reviews (664)
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Amazing fun! Best quality and value!
Nov 15, 2022
Verified Purchase
Arlene P.
This is the most fun box ever! I am a grandma raising my grandsons and decided to spoil myself! Out of all the choices this was the most fun and the items were such quality! I won’t be sharing with them hahaha. Bit definitely will with some people 🤣
Hi Arlene! Thank you for this fun and sassy review! We're so happy you decided to treat yourself with some sass! You deserve it!
I love this box!
Nov 21, 2022
Verified Purchase
Carla E.
This is my absolute favorite subscription box and I've kept getting it for years. It suits my sarcastic but loving personality so well. Their customer service is fantastic. I sincerely feel like a bff is shipping me a box of cool surprises each month. This box is self-care for me and I appreciate everything the creators put into it. It really feels like they are caring for me, helping me smile and generally sending me cool stuff I wouldn't have even dreamed of otherwise.
The box is chock full of fun stuff every month. Over the years, most boxes have been a hit with me. Here and there there's an item I pass on to someone else who appreciates it more. Sometimes (like twice?) a theme isn't really my thing (beach? no) but I have friends who need those things so thanks for doing my gift shopping for me!
Seriously, I love this box, I love this team.
Wow! Thank you for the awesome review, Carla! We are so stoked to have you in our Sass Squad!
Just don't.
Dec 21, 2022
Verified Purchase
Lucia H.
Hard to rate something you don't receive, despite having placed the order nearly a month earlier. No shipment, no response, no way I'm ever ordering this again.
Lucia,
I'm sorry you had a less than desirable experience. Our subscription is set up in batches based on cutoff dates each month. Boxes ship on the 18th of each month. Occasionally we do run into delays, pushing this ship date back a couple days. That is what happened here. I hope this explanation helps and you enjoy your first box once it makes its sassy way to you!
Great items
Sep 01, 2022
Verified Purchase
Cathy M.
I have received my second box and enjoy a year with my sister
All items have been high quality
And items that I have been using and sharing with others
5 Star Sass!
Jun 28, 2022
Verified Purchase
Cory C.
Absolutely LOVE this subscription!
Humor is the best medicine!
Oct 21, 2021
Verified Purchase
Tracy D.
Each month I can't wait for this box to arrive. There's always something useful but definitely not ordinary and never boring!
Woo hoo! Thanks for the great review sassy friend! We're thrilled to hear that we can make ya laugh each month!
May 18, 2017
Lynnae M.
"Everything was great! The theme was great too. I got a good giggle :) Thank you! "
May 18, 2017
Karen C.
"This month's was great! Super cute and sassy items. Would like if the value of the items were printed on the cards - I'm still not sure it was worth $40+ shipping. But thoroughly enjoyed a lot of the items."
May 18, 2017
Maria D.
"I didn't understand why poop emojis were so popular in the first place. It may just be me but I would've been okay without wasabi tape with poop on it. But I loved the products in this box! Keep it up!"
Past boxes from Smartass & Sass *BOX* Subscription…
Keep Kicking Ass Box
This box was a reminder to never stop the grind. Kicking ass turns from a hobby into a lifestyle after a while—and thats what we aim for. Included: eye mask set, notebook, pen, tumbler, headband, oracle deck, ring tray, and greeting card. Some past boxes are available in our shop!
Sorry Not Sorry Box
This box was a reminder to be unapologetically YOU. Sorry not sorry bitches, we are remembering to take care of our minds, bodies AND souls. This box was all about being yourself and not apologizing for that. There is quite literally NO ONE like you. Included: wallet, ice cream scoop, hand sanitizer, bubble bath, luggage tag, swear jar, stainless steel bangle, and pencil pack. Some past boxes are available in our shop!
Squad Goals Box
This box will have you holding your pals CLOSE AF! Some moments in life wouldn’t have been half as fun if you didn't have your tight squad there with you! We deserve some good-ass people in our lives. Remember the belly laughs? The smiles so big they hurt your cheeks? Included: oversized tote, mineral lipstick, marker set, pool bag, playing cards, cup set, greeting card, and mini felt board. Some past boxes are available in our shop!
More from Smartass and Sass
Smartass & Sass *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription
Get a soft-blend, locally-printed, sarcastic shirt each month (unisex sizes XS-3XL).
From $17.95 / mo.
Smartass & Sass *BIG BOX* Subscription
Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-9 full-size items + a hilarious shirt to make you laugh your a** off.
From $50.95 / mo.
Smartass & Sass *SMALL BOX*
OUR NEWEST EDITION! A small dose of smartassery. 3-4 full size items to make you laugh your ass off.
From $21.95 / mo.
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