Smartass and Sass

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Product Overview
  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

Questions

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Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2020

Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!


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Q: I am trying to purchase a box for Christmas and keep getting “unable to process, order not created” I chose the one month box and chose “order will not renew. Help!Asked by Julie M., December 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...December 2020

Hi Julie, I’m sorry you’re having trouble! Email our team, we can help look into what error message is being given for the order not processing, and help make sure your order is processed successfully!


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Q: What's the difference between the "box" vs the "big box"? Looking to give this as a gift. Thank youAsked by Chris D., October 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...October 2019

Hello Chris! Our box includes 5-7 hand-picked items that we curate based on
the feedback and polling of our loyal subscribers! Our big-box also
includes a custom-designed S&S T-shirt. Our shirts are unisex made with a
soft-blend cotton. They're super soft and comfortable. The sizes run true,
and our manufacturer never changes, so your size that works for you will
not change each month. Here's our sizing guide: Extra Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"


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Q: I received this box as a Christmas gift. How do I know if it has shipped, or when I will be getting it? Is it a 1 time gift box, or will I be getting more? I can't seem to find the info online. Asked by Robyn A., January 2021

Smartass and Sass answered...January 2021

Hello Robyn, Thank you for reaching out to us! If this gift was signed up December 13th or later, it would be starting in January. We've experienced some delay in receiving inventory this month, so January's due to ship out next week. If you'd like more detail, you can reach out to our customer service by email, as we aren't able to look up your gift subscription here. Let us know if you have any other questions!

Smartass and Sass reviewsReviews

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Love this box!

Apr 21, 2019
Angie H.
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37 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 9 days
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I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!

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One of my favorites!

Feb 11, 2019
Maggie R.
4 Reviews
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13 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 20 days
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LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.

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I freaking love this box!!!

Dec 22, 2019
Kelli G.
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9 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 26 days
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I am so happy I got this box! I thought the box looked like it would be lots of fun and everything looked super cute when looking at the pictures and I was right! I loved every single thing I got. I’m very excited about the theme they chose for next month and am eagerly waiting my box of awesomeness!!! I got the big box with the t-shirt and would recommend anyone trying it out to get the big box, you won’t be disappointed.

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I love this box!!!!

Jul 24, 2020
Audra F.
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11 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 22 days
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I love love love this box! It speaks to my sarcastic side and totally brought me joy! I can’t thank the two ladies that started this enough!! My only regret is that I only signed up for the 3 month subscription, when I should have signed up for a longer plan!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jul 25, 2020

Thank you Audra!! Whenever you're ready, we can change it to a six month subscription easily! Just reach out to our support staff, and they will be happy to help you out.

So fun!

Dec 29, 2020
Dawn W.
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Subscribed for 17 days
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Ordered this as a Christmas gift for my 25 year old niece. She LOVED it! Box is full of great, sassy products.

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Great box

Sep 28, 2020
Victoria W.
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Subscribed for 24 days
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I love this box because the items in it are high quality and funny. The box is also not that expensive.

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Smartass and Sass said...Sep 29, 2020

Hey Victoria! Thank you so much! I'm so glad you're loving your boxes 😍

Sassy box

Jan 08, 2021
Belinda T.
5 Reviews
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 3 years
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Always have loved this box Sassy like me

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Christmas gift

Jan 04, 2021
Marie T.
1 Review
Subscribed for 2 months
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My daughter loved the box!

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This is the sh$%

Dec 30, 2020
Carlena H.
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Subscribed for 1 month
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Exactly what they say and a great deal for the things you get in box. The two woman who created the boxes were very innovative.

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Love this

Dec 29, 2020
Tanya H.
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Subscribed for 20 days
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Such fun items

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Past boxes from Smartass and Sass

You Got This - December 2020

You Got This - December 2020

This month's subscription will honor the kickass lady that you are as you say "BYE, FELICIA!" to 2020. This is the time to start planning how you'll slay next year. December is all about supporting you with sassy motivation. Want to know what's in the box? • 2021 daily desk calendar (spoiler)* • 15 oz ceramic mug • Stainless steel bangle* • Lotion (honey scent) • Highlighter set • Notepad* • Surprise item* • Sticky notes *these products contain profanity

Hibernation Mode - November 2020

Hibernation Mode - November 2020

November's sneak peek is the Great Alternative Coaster Set from Fun Club!⁠ ➡️ Set of 4 coasters ➡️ Faux leather with gold foil imprint⁠ ➡️ Waterproof & reusable⁠ ⁠ Item list: ⭐️ 4-coaster set (spoiler)⁠ ⭐️ Can cooler⁠ ⭐️ Hot/Cold eye mask⁠ ⭐️ Knit socks (one size fits most)⁠ ⭐️ Planter (or pen cup!)⁠ ⭐️ Bookmark set*⁠ ⭐️ Soap set⁠ ⭐️ Surprise item⁠ ⭐️ Sticker⁠ ⭐️ Ballpoint pen⁠ 📷 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠ *These items contain some profanity⁠

Feeling Stabby - October 2020

Feeling Stabby - October 2020

Here are the goods coming in the October "Feeling Stabby" box! 🌟 9 oz. soy candle (spoiler) 🌟 Magnet* 🌟 Oversized tote bag 🌟 4 oz. ground coffee sample 🌟 10-piece manicure set 🌟 Keychain 🌟 Surprise item 🌟 Collectible sticker 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers!

Every Day I'm Hustling - September 2020

Every Day I'm Hustling - September 2020

August's theme was: Every Day I'm Hustling Box included: Adjustable Ring from Foxy Originals Coin Purse from Blue Q Pouch from Smartass & Sass Washi Tape from Smartass & Sass Sticker from S&S Body Scrub from TubTonics Hair Ties from Happibox Travel Mug From Smartass & Sass A few items are left in our shop!

Welcome to the Shitshow - August 2020

Welcome to the Shitshow - August 2020

August's theme was: Welcome to the Shitshow Box included: Enamel Pin from Holly Oddly Sticker from Smartass & Sass Necklace from Smartass & Sass Bandages from Gift Republic Acrylic Flute from Sprinkled with Pink Cuticle Balm from Badgerface Beauty Supply Cloth from Lauryn’s Garden Lav Mist from S&S Pill Case from S&S A few items are left in our shop!

That's What She Said - July 2020

That's What She Said - July 2020

Theme: That's What She Said Box Subscription included: Worth Waiting for Perfume Roller from Wicked Good Bite Me Eat Me Sticker from Smartass & Sass Bottoms Up Vegan Leather Flask from Smartass & Sass You Know What You Touched Soap Dispenser from BuffaLovely Blow Me Hankie from Smartass & Sass Don't be a Prick Sticky Notes from Smartass & Sass TWSS 6-Pencil Pack from Tiramisu Paperie (Pizza) Size Matters Tea Towel from Smartass & Sass

IDGAF - June 2020

IDGAF - June 2020

June’s theme celebrated our favorite acronyms and abbreviations! Get ready to LOL at these sassy surprises (we promise we didn't go overboard, OK?). Box subscribers received: Bangle (spoiler)** Mason jar tumbler** Body butter (pineapple scent) Highlighter set Notepad** Compact mirror** Can cooler** Collectible high-quality sticker** AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers!** **These items contain an acronym that represents profanity

Work Hard Play Hard - May 2020

Work Hard Play Hard - May 2020

We still have some of these in our shop! Included: Natural Deodorant from SmartyPits (Lavender Rose *or* Rosemary Mint) Life’s a Beach Coloring Book from S&S Coloring in Cheaper than Therapy Pencil Set from S&S Nap time Is My Happy Hour Eyemask from Hang Accessories Salty Collectible Sticker from S&S I Don't Give a Sip Stainless Straw Set fromS&S Work Hard Play Hard Zippered Tote from S&S Yay Wood Art from Compendium Resting Beach Face Waterproof Pouch from S&S

Domestic As Hell - April 2020

Domestic As Hell - April 2020

April is all about our domestic sides. We’ve curated some sassy homegoods and other items to keep your dwelling as hilarious as you are. // Want to know what's in the box? // 🌟 Notepad 🌟 Reusable snack bag 🌟 Coaster set 🌟 14 oz mug 🌟 Bath salts 🌟 Kitchen item* 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity)

Hot Mess Express - March 2020

Hot Mess Express - March 2020

March was all aboard the hot mess express! March’s will celebrated the imperfect, complicated, badass human you are. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Therapy dough (spoiler) 🌟 Decorative tin 🌟 Socks (one-size; stretchy knit) 🌟 9 oz. soy candle (citrus, mango, sea salt)* 🌟 Wooden spoon 🌟 Tea towel 🌟 Sticker 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these items available in our shop!

All The Feels - February 2020

All The Feels - February 2020

February was all about the feels. We’re talking the good, the bad, and the ugly. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Oven mitt* (spoiler) 🌟 Lip glaze 🌟 Journal 🌟 Insulated water bottle* 🌟 4 oz. soy candle 🌟 Decal 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these items available in our shop!

Rebel with a Cause - January 2021

Rebel with a Cause - January 2021

This month will remind you to stay true to what you believe. Stick with what you know because you're a risk taker for a reason, baby! January is all about reminding yourself of your powerful-ass purpose. // P.S. A portion of every subscription will go to all of the following organizations: Feeding America Breast Cancer Research Foundation Doctors without Borders The Community Canine Project And provides a warm meal to a child in Uganda

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