August's theme is: Welcome to the Shitshow August’s subscription will celebrate the circuses we call home. It’s tough being the ringleader, trying to keep the chaos to a minimum. This month we are celebrating your commitment to keeping the proverbial shit from hitting the fan.
Order by August 12th to get this box!
Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020
Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!
Q: Are the t-shirts regular unisex fit or are they tailored and fitted for women?Asked by Judy T., July 2019
I hate mens tshirts and can assure you they don't fit like a unisex beefy tshirt. They are thin and soft.
Heidi you’re a real 🍑
They are soft but not tailored. It's a t-shirt, not a dress shirt.
Q: What's the difference between the "box" vs the "big box"? Looking to give this as a gift. Thank youAsked by Chris D., October 2019
Hello Chris! Our box includes 5-7 hand-picked items that we curate based on
the feedback and polling of our loyal subscribers! Our big-box also
includes a custom-designed S&S T-shirt. Our shirts are unisex made with a
soft-blend cotton. They're super soft and comfortable. The sizes run true,
and our manufacturer never changes, so your size that works for you will
not change each month. Here's our sizing guide: Extra Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"
Q: I am already a subscriber. How do I change the size of my t-shirt for future boxes??Asked by Crissy S., July 2020
I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!
LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.
I am so happy I got this box! I thought the box looked like it would be lots of fun and everything looked super cute when looking at the pictures and I was right! I loved every single thing I got. I’m very excited about the theme they chose for next month and am eagerly waiting my box of awesomeness!!! I got the big box with the t-shirt and would recommend anyone trying it out to get the big box, you won’t be disappointed.
I love love love this box! It speaks to my sarcastic side and totally brought me joy! I can’t thank the two ladies that started this enough!! My only regret is that I only signed up for the 3 month subscription, when I should have signed up for a longer plan!
Thank you Audra!! Whenever you're ready, we can change it to a six month subscription easily! Just reach out to our support staff, and they will be happy to help you out.
I ordered a crate for my bestie's birthday for July 2019 and although I ordered last minute it came at a really reasonable time!
She received a pencil case, and awesome tee that fit her well, a hilarious roll of washi tape, and a couple more nicely curated items.
Probably will buy again for a later birthday!
Glad to hear we helped knock a birthday out of the park! Keep us in mind and thank you!
While I admit I love a good mystery box, I never dreamed I would stumble upon something so perfect. Being that sarcasm is my native language — even my husband has trouble understanding my “accent” at times — finding this box (and STORE), was like choosing pieces of my brain to curate into tangible little novelties and placing them in front of me. It almost makes me wonder if someone on the team is my twin from whom I was separated at birth, the way our sarcastic little minds work.
My confidence is this: the month I signed up I was kind of “meh” about the theme; however, based on looking at previous boxes, I signed up for the big box, with the shirt, regardless of my slight hesitation. (Should I start small and consider upgrading, or even wait it out a month?) Despite my “meh” thoughts on the theme, and already owning the spoiler, upon receiving my box I was blown away: expectations FAR exceeded! Though (I initially thought) the theme wasn’t very “me,” all the items were awesome and the value was completely worth it — literally and figuratively.
I love my subscription boxes, and I have a few that are monthly (or quarterly), but Smartass and Sass is 100%, by far, the one to which I look forward the most.
Hi Stacy! I'm so happy your first box blew you away! Always love converting another sass into our sisterhood! :) I hope you love our upcoming June box as well. Thanks for sharing the love!!
Love every item in the box and the shirt is great quality and soft (softness is a huge thing for me!). I can't wait for the next one!
Hey Melissa, Thanks for sharing the love! Can't wait to send you our next one!
I could put a 1 star for shipping because I’m inpatient and excited to get this box but that would just be a spoiled little impatient girl. This box is so fun and useful. The shipping wasn’t long at all and definitely worth every second I wait. Thank you very much for your spontaneity
Haha, Thank you Candice! I know, shipping is crazy, especially the past two months, but we can't wait for you to get your next box either! Thanks for sharing the love :)
OMG I love this box! It is so me! I cannot wait to get my May box!
Highly recommend! I have only recently discovered sub boxes. This is my favorite out of the half dozen I've ordered. Love the sass! The quality and selection is great as well. Good value, though due to recent personal circumstances I've switched from the big box to the box w/o shirt, The two S&S shirts I have are super-soft and fit perfectly - both in size and personality ;)
Thanks so much for your feedback, Sarah! I hope this finds you well, given our current economic circumstances. We love having you with us!
June’s theme celebrated our favorite acronyms and abbreviations! Get ready to LOL at these sassy surprises (we promise we didn't go overboard, OK?). Box subscribers received: Bangle (spoiler)** Mason jar tumbler** Body butter (pineapple scent) Highlighter set Notepad** Compact mirror** Can cooler** Collectible high-quality sticker** AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers!** **These items contain an acronym that represents profanity
We still have some of these in our shop! Included: Natural Deodorant from SmartyPits (Lavender Rose *or* Rosemary Mint) Life’s a Beach Coloring Book from S&S Coloring in Cheaper than Therapy Pencil Set from S&S Nap time Is My Happy Hour Eyemask from Hang Accessories Salty Collectible Sticker from S&S I Don't Give a Sip Stainless Straw Set fromS&S Work Hard Play Hard Zippered Tote from S&S Yay Wood Art from Compendium Resting Beach Face Waterproof Pouch from S&S
April is all about our domestic sides. We’ve curated some sassy homegoods and other items to keep your dwelling as hilarious as you are. // Want to know what's in the box? // 🌟 Notepad 🌟 Reusable snack bag 🌟 Coaster set 🌟 14 oz mug 🌟 Bath salts 🌟 Kitchen item* 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity)
March was all aboard the hot mess express! March’s will celebrated the imperfect, complicated, badass human you are. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Therapy dough (spoiler) 🌟 Decorative tin 🌟 Socks (one-size; stretchy knit) 🌟 9 oz. soy candle (citrus, mango, sea salt)* 🌟 Wooden spoon 🌟 Tea towel 🌟 Sticker 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these items available in our shop!
February was all about the feels. We’re talking the good, the bad, and the ugly. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Oven mitt* (spoiler) 🌟 Lip glaze 🌟 Journal 🌟 Insulated water bottle* 🌟 4 oz. soy candle 🌟 Decal 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these items available in our shop!
January wass all about saying “f*ck perfection.” We think it’s a truly overrated concept and we are OVER IT for 2020. // Included: 🌟 Oversized tote* (spoiler) 🌟 Keychain (spoiler) 🌟 Magnetic bookmark 🌟 Pencil set* + eraser 🌟 Bottle opener 🌟 Lotion 🌟 Beanie 🌟 Collectible pen* 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these available in our shop!
Included: Notepad, ring tray, solid perfume, collectible pen, travel mug, 2020 daily calendar, face masks, and card (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!
Included: Candle, vinyl sticker, bath salt sample, energizing mist, luggage tag, door hanger, socks, and a collectible pen (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!
Included: Stadium cup set, dishcloth, air freshener, song lyric magnet set, pouch, Sharpie(R), essential oil roller-ball, silver necklace, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!
Included: hot/cold eyemask, coconut coffee scrub, 5-pack of highlighters, 11 oz. ceramic mug, tea sample, hot pad, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!
July’s subscription will celebrate our favorite innuendo ;) Seriously, it’s gonna be huge. We promise we won’t get too weird—we’re totally on top of it. Subscribers will be getting: 🌟 Soap dispenser (spoiler) 🌟 Perfume roller (coconut water scent) 🌟 Pencil set 🌟 Drinkware item 🌟 Tea towel 🌟 Everyday card 🌟 Surprise item 🌟 Collectible sticker 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! *No items this month have direct profanity, just lots of innuendo!