Smartass and Sass

8640 sales

Get a monthly dose of sass! 8-9 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

Plans as low as $13.95 / month
Shipping & Renewal Information
  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime

Smartass and Sass

8640 sales

Get a monthly dose of sass! 8-9 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

Sneak Peek

Photo of undefined current box Treat Yourself - February 2022

Treat Yourself - February 2022

This month’s subscription is all about the goods. 🍭 Feeling good, eating good, and being goodβ€”give yourself all of the above. 🧴Indulging in these things will have you feeling oh-so-f*ckin sweet and ready to conquer the rest of this chilly season. February is all about that fuzzy feeling inside when you treat yourself. ❣️

Order by February 9th to get this box!


Reviews (623)

  1. Reviews for this product (610)
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Funny and Practical

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Mika I.
5 Reviews
Subscribed for 18 days

This box was so much fun. I gifted this to my step mom and she really enjoyed it. It had a hilarious shirt and the bath and office stuff was so funny, she was excited to include it in her office. It's practical but also hilarious so she was able to laugh about it and I could tell she was excited to have it. She works from home in a difficult job that is often thankless, so she's now able to have something nearby to take her frustrations out.

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Smartass and Sass said...Jan 13, 2022

Yay! Thanks for the awesome review and for giving the gift of sass!

Best Gift Ever

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Krista M.
1 Review
Subscribed for 1 month

Amazing! I bought this as a Christmas present for my co-worker and she said it was "the best gift ever!" We laughed our a**es off as she opened each item in the box. So much fun and so much sass!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jan 04, 2022

Yaaasssss!!! Thanks for giving the gift of sass!

New for me...

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Carolyn G.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 2 months

I've only received 2 S & S Big Boxes. As a content creator on YouTube, I'm always looking to try new and different things. This box is SO me.. but so different for my channel. Well, I loved it and my subscribers did too! I laughed so hard and I know I'll use and enjoy every item in the box!! Thanks S & S!!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jan 04, 2022

Woot woot! Thanks for the awesome review, sassy friend! And for spreading the word of snark!

Smiles all around!

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Gomecindo R.
1 Review
Subscribed for 27 days

My daughter loved this gift!! Smiles all around!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jan 04, 2022

Thanks for giving the gift of sass!

So many great things in one box....

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Patti M.
1 Review

Love all the different things that you get. I would so recommend.

Smartass and Sass said...Jan 04, 2022

Yaaaassss! Thanks for the awesome review, sassy friend!

Super funny but not for the faint of hea

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Marie L.
1 Review

My daughter bought me this as my Christmas gift... I laughed at all of it. I even send all my kids and my sisters a Marco polo of the gifts. Funniest gift ever and useful.

Smartass and Sass said...Jan 04, 2022

We're stoked you love your gift, sassy friend!

Treat your salty and sassy self!

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Cory C.
1 Review
Subscribed for 27 days

100% QUALITY and FUN!
I absolutely love this company, the product and their ease of use.
I am so happy with the product I subscribed myself and gave gifts to many others.
Highly recommend!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jan 04, 2022

Woot woot! Thanks for the awesome review, sassy friend!

Great purchase!

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Brittany H.
1 Review
Subscribed for 30 days

There were more items than I expected in this box. It was a perfect gift for my friend.

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Smartass and Sass said...Jan 04, 2022

Thanks for giving the gift of snark, sassy friend!

Best thing since sliced bread!

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Taylor H.
1 Review
Subscribed for 11 days

I am obsessed!!! Couldn’t be happier I bought a full box and I want more, more, MORE!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jan 04, 2022

Woot woot! Happy to oblige, sassy friend! ;)

amazing!

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Kellee F.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 1 month

first box was pretty kick ass, im gonna keep the subscription :)

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Smartass and Sass said...Dec 03, 2021

Yasssssss!!!!! Thanks sassy friend! We're thrilled to have you in the squad!

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Customer Questions (59)

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Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2020

Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!


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Q: I am trying to purchase a box for Christmas and keep getting β€œunable to process, order not created” I chose the one month box and chose β€œorder will not renew. Help!Asked by Julie M., December 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...December 2020

Hi Julie, I’m sorry you’re having trouble! Email our team, we can help look into what error message is being given for the order not processing, and help make sure your order is processed successfully!

They are scam... I purchased 2months ago.. Tried contacting seller and crate joy.. NO RESPONSE AND BOX..

by Gwendolyn B., November 2021

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Q: By which method/company is this box shipped? USPS/FedEx/UPS?Asked by Erin J., November 2021

Smartass and Sass answered...November 2021

Hey Erin! It will depend a bit on which subscription you select and where you're located. Domestic (US) Box and Big Box subscriptions ship via UPS SurePost, T-shirt Only subscriptions via USPS First Class, and all International subscriptions via ePost Global. You can read more in our FAQs on our website! Thanks!


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Q: When does the first box ship once I've ordered? Also can I change the shipping address?Asked by Kristina S., November 2021

Smartass and Sass answered...November 2021

Hi Kristina! Smartass & Sass boxes are always scheduled to ship out the 18th of each month. Orders placed after that month's cut off date, will ship out the next month! Learn more about how our subscription works by checking out our FAQs on our website! You can check your address by logging into your subscription from our website as well! Thanks!

Past boxes from Smartass and Sass…

Out of Office - May 2021

Out of Office - May 2021

May's subscription will give all the workaholics a f*cking break! Kick up your feet and treat life like a Saturday, because you and your inner peace deserve it! May is all about checking out of work-mode and checking in to chill-mode. Box includes: ✨ Sarcastic chip clips (SPOILER)⁠ ✨ Bottle opener⁠ ✨ Bath item*⁠ ✨ Card game*⁠ ✨ Cosmetic bag⁠ ✨ Wine charms⁠ ✨ Beach item⁠ ✨ Bag tag⁠ ✨ & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠*⁠ *These items contain profanity

Sorry Not Sorry - June 2021

Sorry Not Sorry - June 2021

This month's subscription is a reminder to be unapologetically YOU. Sorry not sorry b*tches, we are remembering to take care of our minds, bodies AND souls. June is all about being yourself and not apologizing for that. There is quite literally NO ONE like you.

Keep Kicking Ass - July 2021

Keep Kicking Ass - July 2021

This month's subscription is a reminder to never stop the grind. Kicking ass turns from a hobby into a lifestyle after a whileβ€” and that's what we aim for. July is all about grabbing the day by its balls and seizing it to the highest level.

Don't Kill My Vibe - August 2021

Don't Kill My Vibe - August 2021

This month’s subscription will have you being mindful of the sh*t you think about. Trying to live more in the present, stopping the constant worrying, ending negative self-talk… and not letting anyone get in the way of your new vibes! August is all about knowing that everything is going to be A-OKAY without anyone getting in the way.

Work, B*tch! - September 2021

Work, B*tch! - September 2021

Next month’s subscription is all about being a goal digger. We're here to remind you to WORK, BITCH. Put everything you got into the things you love. Whether it's a relationship, a hobby, family, friends, work, or all of the aboveβ€”we're not shoulda, coulda, woulda-ing, we're DOING!

Mouthy as Hell - October 2021

Mouthy as Hell - October 2021

This month's subscription will have the heads a'turnin! A mouth full of hell, and a chest full of HELL YEAH! We like to call them sentence enhancers, and they definitely do their job of spicing things up. October is all about bringing the spice to any situation.

Do Not Disturb - November 2021

Do Not Disturb - November 2021

Lights OFF! πŸ’‘ This month’s subscription is about me, myself, and I…so, BYE! πŸ‘‹ Take the times of peace you get and the items featured this month to live fully in the moment. November is all about taking all the time you need to charge back up to your full battery percentage. πŸ”‹

Sassy Since Birth - December 2021

Sassy Since Birth - December 2021

This month’s subscription will bring end of the year cheer. πŸ₯³ How long have I been sassy? Since as long as I remember! πŸ‘ΆChannel all the sass as we move into this new year. December is all about carrying on that sassy lifestyle. πŸ’…β  ⁠

New Year, New B*tch - January 2022

New Year, New B*tch - January 2022

This month’s subscription is about being the best b*tch you can be. Here come those f*cking resolutions… To keep it easy breezy; don’t forget to keep yourself sassy. Thats a simple goal that you can check off again and again. January is all about being better than ever, day by day.


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