This month, let’s tap into some pre-2020 vibes. Remember those times? Less stress, more wild and free. Or at least until 9pm or so. June is about flipping the middle finger to what’s been weighing us down and flying tits out toward the great unknown. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
Order by June 12th to get this box!
I got a little confused and thought that this was supposed to have arrived before mothers day when I ordered but I guess I must have misread it because I ordered it in April but it wasnt shipped until May 23rd. But that said, even with the delay the box itself and the contents are well worth the wait. Theres a lot in it, like a lot, and its all good quality stuff that is very useful. My mom got a shirt, an umbrella, a sewing kit, and thats like not even half. And she adored every single thing that came out of it. If you're on the fence please just give it a try, it's so worth it.
Absolutely love my shirt! Highly recommend this shop!
Pretty good first impression and I'm already psyched to get my second helping from them. Thanks guys! Such love!
Yayyyyyy! Thanks for the excellent feedback, sassy friend! We're excited to continue supplying you with the snark!
This subscription is by far my favorite.
Woooooo! Thanks sassy friend! We appreciate the heck out of you!
Absolutely love my smartass and sass boxes. I have tried multiple crate joy subscriptions but this is the only subscription I have renewed and plan to keep long term. Absolutely love the items they choose and the attitude they project. I have received multiple compliments and always tell them to try smartass and sass just one box and you will be hooked
Wooooooo! Thanks for the amazeballs review, Jamie! We appreciate the heck out of you, sassy friend!
Great fun stuff and my girlfriend and I love opening them together
Woooo! Thanks for the awesome review Paul! We appreciate the heck out of you!
Looking forward to these whimsical boxes every month!
I receive a t-shirt at the end of the month. I love the quality, fit, feel, and the shirts over all. Great product.
I really look forward to receiving this box .... love the SASSY vibes...
Woot woot! Thanks for the feedback, sassy friend! We're thrilled you enjoy your monthly dose of snark!!
I love this box subscription. It has such cute stuff in it. The tshirt is awesome!
Yassssss! Thanks for the awesome review sassy friend!
Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020
Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!
Q: I am trying to purchase a box for Christmas and keep getting “unable to process, order not created” I chose the one month box and chose “order will not renew. Help!Asked by Julie M., December 2020
Hi Julie, I’m sorry you’re having trouble! Email our team, we can help look into what error message is being given for the order not processing, and help make sure your order is processed successfully!
They are scam... I purchased 2months ago.. Tried contacting seller and crate joy.. NO RESPONSE AND BOX..
Q: I purchased this box as a gift and my account was charged but I did not get a confirmation email - so I have no idea what the status. Please help!Asked by Leah J., April 2022
Hi Leah! The history log on your order shows that the order receipt email was sent! I would recommend checking all of your inboxes. April's sassy boxes are scheduled to ship out on April 18th! A shipping email will be sent when it is being prepared for shipment! Thanks for giving the gift of sass!
Q: If I subscribe for just the box this month am I able to switch back and forth from box only and shirt only whenever I want? Or will I only be able to choose it one time?Asked by Beth H., March 2022
Hi Beth! It will depend on what payment terms you subscribe to. A month-to-month subscription can be managed like this as long the changes are made in your account before the renewal is processed on the 1st of each month. Thanks!
May's subscription will give all the workaholics a f*cking break! Kick up your feet and treat life like a Saturday, because you and your inner peace deserve it! May is all about checking out of work-mode and checking in to chill-mode. Box includes: ✨ Sarcastic chip clips (SPOILER) ✨ Bottle opener ✨ Bath item* ✨ Card game* ✨ Cosmetic bag ✨ Wine charms ✨ Beach item ✨ Bag tag ✨ & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!* *These items contain profanity
This month's subscription is a reminder to be unapologetically YOU. Sorry not sorry b*tches, we are remembering to take care of our minds, bodies AND souls. June is all about being yourself and not apologizing for that. There is quite literally NO ONE like you.
This month's subscription is a reminder to never stop the grind. Kicking ass turns from a hobby into a lifestyle after a while— and that's what we aim for. July is all about grabbing the day by its balls and seizing it to the highest level.
This month’s subscription will have you being mindful of the sh*t you think about. Trying to live more in the present, stopping the constant worrying, ending negative self-talk… and not letting anyone get in the way of your new vibes! August is all about knowing that everything is going to be A-OKAY without anyone getting in the way.
Next month’s subscription is all about being a goal digger. We're here to remind you to WORK, BITCH. Put everything you got into the things you love. Whether it's a relationship, a hobby, family, friends, work, or all of the above—we're not shoulda, coulda, woulda-ing, we're DOING!
This month's subscription will have the heads a'turnin! A mouth full of hell, and a chest full of HELL YEAH! We like to call them sentence enhancers, and they definitely do their job of spicing things up. October is all about bringing the spice to any situation.
Lights OFF! 💡 This month’s subscription is about me, myself, and I…so, BYE! 👋 Take the times of peace you get and the items featured this month to live fully in the moment. November is all about taking all the time you need to charge back up to your full battery percentage. 🔋
This month’s subscription will bring end of the year cheer. 🥳 How long have I been sassy? Since as long as I remember! 👶Channel all the sass as we move into this new year. December is all about carrying on that sassy lifestyle. 💅
This month’s subscription is about being the best b*tch you can be. Here come those f*cking resolutions… To keep it easy breezy; don’t forget to keep yourself sassy. Thats a simple goal that you can check off again and again. January is all about being better than ever, day by day.
This month’s subscription is all about the goods. 🍭 Feeling good, eating good, and being good—give yourself all of the above. 🧴Indulging in these things will have you feeling oh-so-f*ckin sweet and ready to conquer the rest of this chilly season. February is all about that fuzzy feeling inside when you treat yourself. ❣️
This month’s subscription is about pulling your shit together…sorta. Another fine day ruined by ‘adulthood’, we didn’t ask for all this! Let’s all help each other out by springing into new (or forgotten) habits. March is all about being (semi) responsible.
This month’s subscription is about to show everybody who’s boss. We are constantly leveling up and reaching towards the aspirations of our dreams. Guess who has it all together now, baby. April is all about protecting your peace—bother inner and outer.