Smartass and Sass

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

Plans as low as $13.95 / month
Product Overview
  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

Questions

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Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2020

Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!


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Q: Are the t-shirts regular unisex fit or are they tailored and fitted for women?Asked by Judy T., July 2019

I hate mens tshirts and can assure you they don't fit like a unisex beefy tshirt. They are thin and soft.

by Rabecca L., August 2019

Heidi you’re a real πŸ‘

by Debra S., November 2019

They are soft but not tailored. It's a t-shirt, not a dress shirt.

by Heidi M., November 2019

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Q: I am already a subscriber. How do I change the size of my t-shirt for future boxes??Asked by Crissy S., July 2020


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Q: What's the difference between the "box" vs the "big box"? Looking to give this as a gift. Thank youAsked by Chris D., October 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...October 2019

Hello Chris! Our box includes 5-7 hand-picked items that we curate based on
the feedback and polling of our loyal subscribers! Our big-box also
includes a custom-designed S&S T-shirt. Our shirts are unisex made with a
soft-blend cotton. They're super soft and comfortable. The sizes run true,
and our manufacturer never changes, so your size that works for you will
not change each month. Here's our sizing guide: Extra Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"

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Love this box!

Apr 21, 2019
Angie H.
3 Reviews
3 Pictures
35 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 9 days
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I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!

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One of my favorites!

Feb 11, 2019
Maggie R.
4 Reviews
2 Pictures
12 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 20 days
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LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.

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I freaking love this box!!!

Dec 22, 2019
Kelli G.
7 Reviews
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7 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 26 days
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I am so happy I got this box! I thought the box looked like it would be lots of fun and everything looked super cute when looking at the pictures and I was right! I loved every single thing I got. I’m very excited about the theme they chose for next month and am eagerly waiting my box of awesomeness!!! I got the big box with the t-shirt and would recommend anyone trying it out to get the big box, you won’t be disappointed.

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I love this box!!!!

Jul 24, 2020
Audra F.
4 Reviews
6 Pictures
9 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 22 days
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I love love love this box! It speaks to my sarcastic side and totally brought me joy! I can’t thank the two ladies that started this enough!! My only regret is that I only signed up for the 3 month subscription, when I should have signed up for a longer plan!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jul 25, 2020

Thank you Audra!! Whenever you're ready, we can change it to a six month subscription easily! Just reach out to our support staff, and they will be happy to help you out.

Best Friend's Birthday Gift - Wicked!

Jun 27, 2020
Emily F.
1 Review
1 Picture
Subscribed for 19 days
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I ordered a crate for my bestie's birthday for July 2019 and although I ordered last minute it came at a really reasonable time!

She received a pencil case, and awesome tee that fit her well, a hilarious roll of washi tape, and a couple more nicely curated items.

Probably will buy again for a later birthday!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jun 29, 2020

Glad to hear we helped knock a birthday out of the park! Keep us in mind and thank you!

Sarcasm Your Native Language? JOIN NOW

Jun 03, 2020
Stacy W.
1 Review
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 2 months
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While I admit I love a good mystery box, I never dreamed I would stumble upon something so perfect. Being that sarcasm is my native language β€” even my husband has trouble understanding my β€œaccent” at times β€” finding this box (and STORE), was like choosing pieces of my brain to curate into tangible little novelties and placing them in front of me. It almost makes me wonder if someone on the team is my twin from whom I was separated at birth, the way our sarcastic little minds work.

My confidence is this: the month I signed up I was kind of β€œmeh” about the theme; however, based on looking at previous boxes, I signed up for the big box, with the shirt, regardless of my slight hesitation. (Should I start small and consider upgrading, or even wait it out a month?) Despite my β€œmeh” thoughts on the theme, and already owning the spoiler, upon receiving my box I was blown away: expectations FAR exceeded! Though (I initially thought) the theme wasn’t very β€œme,” all the items were awesome and the value was completely worth it β€” literally and figuratively.

I love my subscription boxes, and I have a few that are monthly (or quarterly), but Smartass and Sass is 100%, by far, the one to which I look forward the most.

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Smartass and Sass said...Jun 03, 2020

Hi Stacy! I'm so happy your first box blew you away! Always love converting another sass into our sisterhood! :) I hope you love our upcoming June box as well. Thanks for sharing the love!!

Awesome!!

May 30, 2020
Melissa L.
6 Reviews
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 1 month
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Love every item in the box and the shirt is great quality and soft (softness is a huge thing for me!). I can't wait for the next one!

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Smartass and Sass said...May 31, 2020

Hey Melissa, Thanks for sharing the love! Can't wait to send you our next one!

Faster cuz I like it

May 27, 2020
Candice C.
5 Reviews
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 2 months
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I could put a 1 star for shipping because I’m inpatient and excited to get this box but that would just be a spoiled little impatient girl. This box is so fun and useful. The shipping wasn’t long at all and definitely worth every second I wait. Thank you very much for your spontaneity

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Smartass and Sass said...May 28, 2020

Haha, Thank you Candice! I know, shipping is crazy, especially the past two months, but we can't wait for you to get your next box either! Thanks for sharing the love :)

AMAZING BOX!

May 04, 2020
Amber S.
2 Reviews
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 1 month
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OMG I love this box! It is so me! I cannot wait to get my May box!

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Love πŸ’•

Aug 18, 2020
Desiree B.
1 Review
Subscribed for 3 months
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I love this box I use everything in it βœ¨πŸ–€

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Past boxes from Smartass and Sass…

IDGAF - June 2020

IDGAF - June 2020

June’s theme celebrated our favorite acronyms and abbreviations! Get ready to LOL at these sassy surprises (we promise we didn't go overboard, OK?). Box subscribers received: Bangle (spoiler)** Mason jar tumbler** Body butter (pineapple scent) Highlighter set Notepad** Compact mirror** Can cooler** Collectible high-quality sticker** AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers!** **These items contain an acronym that represents profanity

Work Hard Play Hard - May 2020

Work Hard Play Hard - May 2020

We still have some of these in our shop! Included: Natural Deodorant from SmartyPits (Lavender Rose *or* Rosemary Mint) Life’s a Beach Coloring Book from S&S Coloring in Cheaper than Therapy Pencil Set from S&S Nap time Is My Happy Hour Eyemask from Hang Accessories Salty Collectible Sticker from S&S I Don't Give a Sip Stainless Straw Set fromS&S Work Hard Play Hard Zippered Tote from S&S Yay Wood Art from Compendium Resting Beach Face Waterproof Pouch from S&S

Domestic As Hell - April 2020

Domestic As Hell - April 2020

April is all about our domestic sides. We’ve curated some sassy homegoods and other items to keep your dwelling as hilarious as you are. // Want to know what's in the box? // 🌟 Notepad 🌟 Reusable snack bag 🌟 Coaster set 🌟 14 oz mug 🌟 Bath salts 🌟 Kitchen item* 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity)

Hot Mess Express - March 2020

Hot Mess Express - March 2020

March was all aboard the hot mess express! March’s will celebrated the imperfect, complicated, badass human you are. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Therapy dough (spoiler) 🌟 Decorative tin 🌟 Socks (one-size; stretchy knit) 🌟 9 oz. soy candle (citrus, mango, sea salt)* 🌟 Wooden spoon 🌟 Tea towel 🌟 Sticker 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these items available in our shop!

All The Feels - February 2020

All The Feels - February 2020

February was all about the feels. We’re talking the good, the bad, and the ugly. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Oven mitt* (spoiler) 🌟 Lip glaze 🌟 Journal 🌟 Insulated water bottle* 🌟 4 oz. soy candle 🌟 Decal 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these items available in our shop!

Screw Perfection - January 2020

Screw Perfection - January 2020

January wass all about saying β€œf*ck perfection.” We think it’s a truly overrated concept and we are OVER IT for 2020. // Included: 🌟 Oversized tote* (spoiler) 🌟 Keychain (spoiler) 🌟 Magnetic bookmark 🌟 Pencil set* + eraser 🌟 Bottle opener 🌟 Lotion 🌟 Beanie 🌟 Collectible pen* 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these available in our shop!

I'm So Fancy - December 2019

I'm So Fancy - December 2019

Included: Notepad, ring tray, solid perfume, collectible pen, travel mug, 2020 daily calendar, face masks, and card (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

In Your Dreams - November 2019

In Your Dreams - November 2019

Included: Candle, vinyl sticker, bath salt sample, energizing mist, luggage tag, door hanger, socks, and a collectible pen (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Like Totally Retro - October 2019

Like Totally Retro - October 2019

Included: Stadium cup set, dishcloth, air freshener, song lyric magnet set, pouch, Sharpie(R), essential oil roller-ball, silver necklace, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Rise & Grind - September 2019

Rise & Grind - September 2019

Included: hot/cold eyemask, coconut coffee scrub, 5-pack of highlighters, 11 oz. ceramic mug, tea sample, hot pad, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

That's What She Said - July 2020

That's What She Said - July 2020

Theme: That's What She Said Box Subscription included: Worth Waiting for Perfume Roller from Wicked Good Bite Me Eat Me Sticker from Smartass & Sass Bottoms Up Vegan Leather Flask from Smartass & Sass You Know What You Touched Soap Dispenser from BuffaLovely Blow Me Hankie from Smartass & Sass Don't be a Prick Sticky Notes from Smartass & Sass TWSS 6-Pencil Pack from Tiramisu Paperie (Pizza) Size Matters Tea Towel from Smartass & Sass

Welcome to the Shitshow - August 2020

Welcome to the Shitshow - August 2020

August's theme is: Welcome to the Shitshow August’s subscription will celebrate the circuses we call home. It’s tough being the ringleader, trying to keep the chaos to a minimum. This month we are celebrating your commitment to keeping the proverbial shit from hitting the fan.

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