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A Monthly Subscription for Mouthy Mofos

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 5-9 full-sized items per box + a soft-blend, locally-printed shirt (unisex XS-3XL, size chart above)
  • Item types include: totes, mugs, notebooks, apparel, self-care, and more
  • $130+ value per box
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box

Current Box from Smartass and Sass

Fuck-Tastrophies (cutoff date is April 12)
Fuck-Tastrophies (cutoff date is April 12)

Shit happens, be ready. This month, prepare for the worst while hoping for the fucking best. That’s really all that can be expected of us, right?!


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