Smartass and Sass

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

Questions

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Q: I signed up and payment paid but never received my box upon contacting they said they would resend to still not get my box.I paid for box and extra t-shirt.What can I do to start receiving my boxes and back boxes??Asked by Regina L., July 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...July 2019

Hello Regina! In order to look up your account and the status of your
tracking, I will need your full name or email address. Could you please
contact customer support at info at smartass and sass dot com so that we
can better assist you?

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Q: Are the t-shirts regular unisex fit or are they tailored and fitted for women?Asked by Judy T., July 2019

I hate mens tshirts and can assure you they don't fit like a unisex beefy tshirt. They are thin and soft.

by Rabecca L., August 2019

They are soft but not tailored. It's a t-shirt, not a dress shirt.

by Heidi M., November 2019

Heidi you’re a real 🍑

by Debra S., November 2019

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Q: Hello Dears. I'd like to ask, if you plan to expand the shipping to other countries in the future. Your boxes are awesome, I just wanted to order, but found out ,I can't. I'm living in the Czech Rep.Asked by Iiaauku .., January 2020

Have you checked the FAQ page on their site? I recommend emailing them from the help page on their site; they have great customer service. Abby and Kim kicked butt and took names in 2019 but are extremely devoted to their customers so you should get a reply from someone. They also have a Youtube channel if you prefer asking there. I hope they do go international, it’d be great to see S&S continue to succeed. Global domination...

by Crystal B., January 2020

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Q: Hello, I tried to subscribe to get 20% off, but it wouldn’t let me complete it. Also can I ask what sizes the clothing come in? Thanks :)Asked by Nicole W., January 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...January 2020

Hi Nicole! Our shirts are XS-3XL, and the sizing chart can be found on our
website and FAQ. We had a few 20% sales recently, but I believe they ended
the 14th and the 19th. There may be other sales on their way, so keep an
eye on our Facebook page and Cratejoy's website!

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Smartass and Sass reviewsReviews

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Love this box!

Apr 22, 2019
Angie H.
3 Reviews
3 Pictures
24 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 9 days
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I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!

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One of my favorites!

Feb 18, 2019
Maggie R.
4 Reviews
2 Pictures
8 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 20 days
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LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.

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I freaking love this box!!!

Dec 22, 2019
Kelli G.
6 Reviews
2 Pictures
Subscribed for 26 days
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I am so happy I got this box! I thought the box looked like it would be lots of fun and everything looked super cute when looking at the pictures and I was right! I loved every single thing I got. I’m very excited about the theme they chose for next month and am eagerly waiting my box of awesomeness!!! I got the big box with the t-shirt and would recommend anyone trying it out to get the big box, you won’t be disappointed.

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Another win from the Sassy ladies!

Aug 29, 2019
Deborah D.
1 Review
4 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 6 months
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Loved the whole "adulting" theme! And I lost my "shit" when I saw the well made and hysterical tote bag which I shall be flaunting throughout NYC. Thanks again for never allowing to take life too seriously...keep up the good work!

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BEST EVER!!!

Aug 26, 2019
Debbie G.
2 Reviews
4 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 22 days
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OMG freaking BEST box EVER! What a blast!!!

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Best box EVER!

Sep 03, 2019
Kimberly S.
2 Reviews
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 2 months
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Most fabulous, sassy box EVER! Love all the cute things - t-shirts, pencils, sticky notes, tote bags, mugs!

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Love it all

Aug 30, 2019
Jennifer M.
1 Review
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 11 months
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Everything is always really cute and snarky. Love you guys, keep it up.

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Shocked and Surprised!

Aug 26, 2019
Tasha S.
1 Review
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 19 days
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Wow! I was pleasantly shocked. I ordered the big box and the goodies were so cool.

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Smartass & Sass review after first box

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Malora R.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 18 days
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If your idea of fun includes a little snarky-ness, this box is for you! I had so much fun going through all the goodies in my first box, and everything was very high quality including the super soft t-shirt. Can't wait for my Feb. box!

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Awesome Company

4 days ago
Teresa P.
1 Review
Subscribed for 9 days
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This company rocks! So helpful and I love my tee shirt.

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Past boxes from Smartass and Sass

I'm So Fancy - December 2019

I'm So Fancy - December 2019

Included: Notepad, ring tray, solid perfume, collectible pen, travel mug, 2020 daily calendar, face masks, and card (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

In Your Dreams - November 2019

In Your Dreams - November 2019

Included: Candle, vinyl sticker, bath salt sample, energizing mist, luggage tag, door hanger, socks, and a collectible pen (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Like Totally Retro - October 2019

Like Totally Retro - October 2019

Included: Stadium cup set, dishcloth, air freshener, song lyric magnet set, pouch, Sharpie(R), essential oil roller-ball, silver necklace, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Rise & Grind - September 2019

Rise & Grind - September 2019

Included: hot/cold eyemask, coconut coffee scrub, 5-pack of highlighters, 11 oz. ceramic mug, tea sample, hot pad, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Adulting is Hard - August 2019

Adulting is Hard - August 2019

Included: tote bag, ribbon/greeting card, notepad, one-size socks, wine/coffee tumbler, enamel pin, and sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

For Fox Sake - July 2019

For Fox Sake - July 2019

Included: tea towel, ceramic bowl, headband, sticker pack, wristband, 6-pencil pack +sharpener, 4 oz. lotion, stuffed fox, and sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Here Comes Trouble - June 2019

Here Comes Trouble - June 2019

Included: pouch, leatherette journal, 3 oz shot glass, pen set, roll-on perfume, washi tape, and sticky notes. A few left in the shop!

Girls Just Wanna Have Sun - May 2019

Girls Just Wanna Have Sun - May 2019

Included: tote, sunglass case, can cooler, face masks, tumbler, sunscreen bar, sticky notes, playing cards. A few left in the shop!

Bite Me - April 2019

Bite Me - April 2019

Included: cooler, towel, notepad, gum, chip clips, cutting board, sticky notes, and a pen. A few are still available in our shop!

Screw Perfection - January 2020

Screw Perfection - January 2020

January is all about saying “f*ck perfection.” We think it’s a truly overrated concept and we are OVER IT for 2020. January’s goodies are all about celebrating where you are right now. // Wanna know what's in the box? // 🌟 Oversized tote* (spoiler) 🌟 Keychain (spoiler) 🌟 Magnetic bookmark 🌟 Pencil set* + eraser 🌟 Bottle opener 🌟 Lotion 🌟 Beanie 🌟 Collectible pen* 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity)

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