Smartass and Sass

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

Plans as low as $13.95 / month
Product Overview
  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

Questions

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Q: Can you tell me information the size of of the shirts? like a size chart so I can verify I am getting the right size as different brands have different fits. Asked by Madissen L., July 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...July 2019

Hello! This is our sizing guide: Extra Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"

Seller

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Q: Will the box expand to ship to more countries in Europe? (Well 'more' countries if the UK still counts as Europe...) Thanks, ltAsked by Leonie T., July 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...July 2019

Hello! We do plan to eventually; we are in the process of switching
international shippers, so later this year we hope to expand to new
countries. We'll announce via newsletter and social when we do :)

Seller

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Q: Can you buy previous months boxes?Asked by Ileana M., July 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...July 2019

Hello! Any remaining stock of previous boxes are for sale individually on
our website! Smartass And Sass dot com!
Please let me know if you have any other questions!

Seller

YES!!!! HAVE FUN SHOPPING!!!!

by Melissa J., July 2019

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Q: Decided to get the t shirt.. it said on first page 13.95. Put in my size and it jumped to 15.95. So is that shipping..or charging me extra because I can't help my bust is large? Asked by Heather H., June 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...June 2019

Hi Heather!
Our shipping for shirts is a few dollars. I believe it should reflect this
in the itemized cart.
The price for our shirts doesn't vary based on size!
Let me know if I can help with anything else!

Seller

I also got a price increase. Shipping was extra, the shirt was $15.95. A total of $19.90 for a month to month subscription.

by Roxanne Y., June 2019

Smartass and Sass reviewsReviews

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Love this box!

Apr 22, 2019
Angie H.
3 Reviews
3 Pictures
12 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 3 months 1 day
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I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!

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One of my favorites!

Feb 18, 2019
Maggie R.
4 Reviews
2 Pictures
4 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 1 month 8 days
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LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.

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Yaaas, ladies! You need this box!!

Apr 02, 2019
Crystal B.
1 Review
7 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 15 months 27 days
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I absolutely LOVE this sub box. I've been purchasing subscription boxes for 4-5 years but NOTHING compares to the staff, quality or products S&S bring to my doorstep every month. The loyalty program is on point, the products feel as if they were handpicked for sassy gals with intellect BY sassy gals with intellect. Superb quality...you gotta go for the big box!! (duh) Love the add-on option EVERY month and discount just for adding it, yes..I said discount. I'm so happy to have found this box. You can buy basic products anywhere, but there's only ONE box that delivers hilarious S&S to my doorstep every month. Loving it!

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I think I might be in love!

Apr 08, 2019
Tynisha F.
2 Reviews
8 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 1 month 5 days
Overall

So I started with the “Oh Sh*t Kit”, which I liked a lot. Overall a good buy.
Positives: And there are many!...
I loved their T-Shirt! It was good quality and very soft.
I loved the bag everything came in
The candle and the bobby pin holder
Oh! And those cards! I need several more of the “Your parking sucks card!”
They also rushed my package so that it would arrive on time for a family member’s birthday. Truly can’t thank them enough for that.
Negatives: Only one...
The cost for Canadian Customers is quite high for what we get. It’s almost close to $100 with delivery and exchange rate. I wish they could get their shipping costs down as much as possible. I know they are a small business and are trying to work within your current situation. But I am hoping that it will be lowered in the near future
I love the Sass! I look forward to my future boxes. Keep up the good work!

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Just Get This Box.

Jun 28, 2019
Emilie M.
1 Review
1 Helpful Vote
Subscribed for 35 months 26 days
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Usually, I get tired of a subscription box after about a year because the items become repetitive or unwanted. Smartass & Sass has such GREAT themes and provide useful items I use everyday. Not a single item in over a year has been regifted or tossed, because each box offers creative and witty items to add to my collection. If you're not hooked after just one box, you're doing it wrong!

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Best Boxes EVER!

Jun 28, 2019
Courtney L.
1 Review
1 Helpful Vote
Subscribed for 3 months 8 days
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Are you smart? Are you sass? Are you a little (or a lot!) smartassy? Then this subscription box is for you! I stumbled upon this subscription box from a Facebook post 6 months ago and have been hooked every since! It's like they climbed into my brain and bought me all.the.things...that I want and I need! By far the BEST suorcription box ever!

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The hidden Secret

Jul 02, 2019
Corey L.
1 Review
Subscribed for 4 months 22 days
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I absolutely LOVE this box! Everything that comes in these boxes are true to either myself or bestie! Absolutely I share with her! And Absolutely I use my "oh shit kit" bag for extra medical supplies at work (medical field)Everyone wants to know where I found my extremely unique items and of course I spill the beans! If I could be a walking bilboard for smartass and sass .... the world would be a better place! Ha! Thank you to everyone for your hard work to make this company fab!!

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nothing half assed. Only full assed.

Jun 28, 2019
Megan B.
1 Review
Subscribed for 13 months 7 days
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This box is everything I’ve been missing in my life. People rarely say what they actually feel and these items help me express myself in a whole new way. The monthly sticky notes are a great touch to simple things like hand tags on items I’m selling or leaving a name on an item I’m giving away to a mom friend. Anything I’ve felt isn’t right up my alley, I’ve had no problems gifting or reselling. Some items have even brought me out of my comfort zone of trying new things like keeping more organized lists or using coasters 😂 I’ll subscribe to this box for the indefinite future!

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Awesome Company

Jun 28, 2019
Christie D.
1 Review
Subscribed for 3 months 13 days
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I’ve received two boxes so far and I absolutely love them!! Great job y’all!!

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