Smartass and Sass

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

Plans as low as $13.95 / month
Product Overview
  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

Sneak Peek

IDGAF - June 2020

June’s theme will celebrate our favorite acronyms and abbreviations! Get ready to LOL at these sassy surprises (we promise we won’t go overboard, OK?).

Order by June 12th to get this box!

Questions

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Q: What's the difference between the "box" vs the "big box"? Looking to give this as a gift. Thank youAsked by Chris D., October 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...October 2019

Hello Chris! Our box includes 5-7 hand-picked items that we curate based on
the feedback and polling of our loyal subscribers! Our big-box also
includes a custom-designed S&S T-shirt. Our shirts are unisex made with a
soft-blend cotton. They're super soft and comfortable. The sizes run true,
and our manufacturer never changes, so your size that works for you will
not change each month. Here's our sizing guide: Extra Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"


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Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2020

Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!


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Q: Are the t-shirts regular unisex fit or are they tailored and fitted for women?Asked by Judy T., July 2019

I hate mens tshirts and can assure you they don't fit like a unisex beefy tshirt. They are thin and soft.

by Rabecca L., August 2019

Heidi you’re a real πŸ‘

by Debra S., November 2019

They are soft but not tailored. It's a t-shirt, not a dress shirt.

by Heidi M., November 2019

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Q: What comes in a shirt box?Asked by Annika R., May 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...May 2020

Hi Annika! Our shirt-only subscription features the custom designed sassy
shirts. This subscription is for those who aren't interested in the other
items or the full box, but would just like the tee.
You can find more info on our page. Let us know if you have any other
questions!

Smartass and Sass reviewsReviews

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Love this box!

Apr 22, 2019
Angie H.
3 Reviews
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32 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 9 days
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I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!

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One of my favorites!

Feb 18, 2019
Maggie R.
4 Reviews
2 Pictures
11 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 20 days
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LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.

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I freaking love this box!!!

Dec 22, 2019
Kelli G.
7 Reviews
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6 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 26 days
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I am so happy I got this box! I thought the box looked like it would be lots of fun and everything looked super cute when looking at the pictures and I was right! I loved every single thing I got. I’m very excited about the theme they chose for next month and am eagerly waiting my box of awesomeness!!! I got the big box with the t-shirt and would recommend anyone trying it out to get the big box, you won’t be disappointed.

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One of my favorites!

Dec 23, 2019
Chaitali M.
2 Reviews
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 2 months
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I love this box! If you enjoy smartassy and sassy things, you will love it too. The t-shirts are awesome. They generally fit well and are comfortable. And of course, they are hilarious :) The items are pretty great too. They are usually things you could use. I have bought some of their past boxes and they were great. Overall, it is one of my favorite subscriptions.

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Awesome!!

Today
Melissa L.
3 Reviews
Subscribed for 1 month
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Love every item in the box and the shirt is great quality and soft (softness is a huge thing for me!). I can't wait for the next one!

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Smartass and Sass said...Today

Hey Melissa, Thanks for sharing the love! Can't wait to send you our next one!

Faster cuz I like it

4 days ago
Candice C.
5 Reviews
Subscribed for 2 months
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I could put a 1 star for shipping because I’m inpatient and excited to get this box but that would just be a spoiled little impatient girl. This box is so fun and useful. The shipping wasn’t long at all and definitely worth every second I wait. Thank you very much for your spontaneity

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Smartass and Sass said...2 days ago

Haha, Thank you Candice! I know, shipping is crazy, especially the past two months, but we can't wait for you to get your next box either! Thanks for sharing the love :)

Totally worth subscribing!

May 22, 2020
Augusta C.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 29 days
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Absolutely loved my box can not wait for the next one!!!!

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AMAZING BOX!

May 04, 2020
Amber S.
3 Reviews
4 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 1 month
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OMG I love this box! It is so me! I cannot wait to get my May box!

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box of fantabulous SASS

Mar 24, 2020
Sarah R.
2 Reviews
1 Helpful Vote
Subscribed for 1 month
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Highly recommend! I have only recently discovered sub boxes. This is my favorite out of the half dozen I've ordered. Love the sass! The quality and selection is great as well. Good value, though due to recent personal circumstances I've switched from the big box to the box w/o shirt, The two S&S shirts I have are super-soft and fit perfectly - both in size and personality ;)

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Smartass and Sass said...Mar 24, 2020

Thanks so much for your feedback, Sarah! I hope this finds you well, given our current economic circumstances. We love having you with us!

The BEST Box on Cratejoy!

Feb 25, 2020
Elisa T.
1 Review
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Subscribed for 25 days
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I had this very silly idea that I would order this box, keep the few things I actually liked, and give the rest as gifts later. I LOVE IT ALL!!! I'm keeping everything and I'm not sorry! The quality of each item is much higher than I expected, and everything has just the right amount of "smartass and sass" sprinkled in. Do yourself a favor. Order this box TODAY!!!

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Past boxes from Smartass and Sass…

Work Hard Play Hard - May 2020

Work Hard Play Hard - May 2020

May's subscription was sold out!

Domestic As Hell - April 2020

Domestic As Hell - April 2020

April is all about our domestic sides. We’ve curated some sassy homegoods and other items to keep your dwelling as hilarious as you are. // Want to know what's in the box? // 🌟 Notepad 🌟 Reusable snack bag 🌟 Coaster set 🌟 14 oz mug 🌟 Bath salts 🌟 Kitchen item* 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity)

Hot Mess Express - March 2020

Hot Mess Express - March 2020

March was all aboard the hot mess express! March’s will celebrated the imperfect, complicated, badass human you are. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Therapy dough (spoiler) 🌟 Decorative tin 🌟 Socks (one-size; stretchy knit) 🌟 9 oz. soy candle (citrus, mango, sea salt)* 🌟 Wooden spoon 🌟 Tea towel 🌟 Sticker 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these items available in our shop!

All The Feels - February 2020

All The Feels - February 2020

February was all about the feels. We’re talking the good, the bad, and the ugly. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Oven mitt* (spoiler) 🌟 Lip glaze 🌟 Journal 🌟 Insulated water bottle* 🌟 4 oz. soy candle 🌟 Decal 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these items available in our shop!

Screw Perfection - January 2020

Screw Perfection - January 2020

January wass all about saying β€œf*ck perfection.” We think it’s a truly overrated concept and we are OVER IT for 2020. // Included: 🌟 Oversized tote* (spoiler) 🌟 Keychain (spoiler) 🌟 Magnetic bookmark 🌟 Pencil set* + eraser 🌟 Bottle opener 🌟 Lotion 🌟 Beanie 🌟 Collectible pen* 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these available in our shop!

I'm So Fancy - December 2019

I'm So Fancy - December 2019

Included: Notepad, ring tray, solid perfume, collectible pen, travel mug, 2020 daily calendar, face masks, and card (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

In Your Dreams - November 2019

In Your Dreams - November 2019

Included: Candle, vinyl sticker, bath salt sample, energizing mist, luggage tag, door hanger, socks, and a collectible pen (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Like Totally Retro - October 2019

Like Totally Retro - October 2019

Included: Stadium cup set, dishcloth, air freshener, song lyric magnet set, pouch, Sharpie(R), essential oil roller-ball, silver necklace, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Rise & Grind - September 2019

Rise & Grind - September 2019

Included: hot/cold eyemask, coconut coffee scrub, 5-pack of highlighters, 11 oz. ceramic mug, tea sample, hot pad, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Adulting is Hard - August 2019

Adulting is Hard - August 2019

Included: tote bag, ribbon/greeting card, notepad, one-size socks, wine/coffee tumbler, enamel pin, and sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

For Fox Sake - July 2019

For Fox Sake - July 2019

Included: tea towel, ceramic bowl, headband, sticker pack, wristband, 6-pencil pack +sharpener, 4 oz. lotion, stuffed fox, and sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

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