This month we’re all aboard the hot mess express! March’s goodies will celebrate the imperfect, complicated, badass human you are. // Wanna know what's in the box? // 🌟 Therapy dough (spoiler) 🌟 Decorative tin 🌟 Socks (one-size; stretchy knit) 🌟 9 oz. soy candle (citrus, mango, sea salt)* 🌟 Wooden spoon 🌟 Tea towel 🌟 Sticker 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity)
Order by March 13th to get this box!
Q: I signed up and payment paid but never received my box upon contacting they said they would resend to still not get my box.I paid for box and extra t-shirt.What can I do to start receiving my boxes and back boxes??Asked by Regina L., July 2019
Q: So if I ordered today I wouldn't receive that tee-shirt? Thank you 💗Asked by Lisa B., October 2019
Q: What's the difference between the "box" vs the "big box"? Looking to give this as a gift. Thank youAsked by Chris D., October 2019
Hello Chris! Our box includes 5-7 hand-picked items that we curate based on
the feedback and polling of our loyal subscribers! Our big-box also
includes a custom-designed S&S T-shirt. Our shirts are unisex made with a
soft-blend cotton. They're super soft and comfortable. The sizes run true,
and our manufacturer never changes, so your size that works for you will
not change each month. Here's our sizing guide: Extra Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"
Q: Are the t-shirts regular unisex fit or are they tailored and fitted for women?Asked by Judy T., July 2019
I hate mens tshirts and can assure you they don't fit like a unisex beefy tshirt. They are thin and soft.
Heidi you’re a real 🍑
They are soft but not tailored. It's a t-shirt, not a dress shirt.
I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!
LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.
I am so happy I got this box! I thought the box looked like it would be lots of fun and everything looked super cute when looking at the pictures and I was right! I loved every single thing I got. I’m very excited about the theme they chose for next month and am eagerly waiting my box of awesomeness!!! I got the big box with the t-shirt and would recommend anyone trying it out to get the big box, you won’t be disappointed.
Most fabulous, sassy box EVER! Love all the cute things - t-shirts, pencils, sticky notes, tote bags, mugs!
I had this very silly idea that I would order this box, keep the few things I actually liked, and give the rest as gifts later. I LOVE IT ALL!!! I'm keeping everything and I'm not sorry! The quality of each item is much higher than I expected, and everything has just the right amount of "smartass and sass" sprinkled in. Do yourself a favor. Order this box TODAY!!!
This box was so fun, I absolutely loved it! I can't wait for next month!
I do don't know how anyone could give it a 1 star. I have enjoyed every box that I received. I may not love every single thing in the box, but I am so excited when I get the heads up that the box is coming. I giggle at so many of the items and have had compliments on everything I carry from the box. I have subscribed to other boxes and this one has made me the happiest! I promise you will not be disappointed!
Absolutely love my Smartass and Sass box and contents. Excited to continue my subscription. I've cancelled others that I was less impressed with. Super FUN.
the only sad thing is I didn't get the pen :( the decal would have been amazing also , but love the stickers ! can't wait for the next box
Hi Danyelle! Thanks for the feedback! Did you reach out to customer service about the pen? We're happy to fix that, if you let us know!
Cratejoy doesn't allow us to enter the address here, but it's:
Info at Smartassandsass dot com
I had a 6 month subscription and I’m on my final box. The shifts were so soft and comfy, and my friends loved the notepads and pens. I’m really going to miss this monthly treat.