Smartass and Sass

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Product Overview
  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

Sneak Peek

Hot Mess Express - March 2020

This month we’re all aboard the hot mess express! March’s goodies will celebrate the imperfect, complicated, badass human you are. // Wanna know what's in the box? // 🌟 Therapy dough (spoiler) 🌟 Decorative tin 🌟 Socks (one-size; stretchy knit) 🌟 9 oz. soy candle (citrus, mango, sea salt)* 🌟 Wooden spoon 🌟 Tea towel 🌟 Sticker 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity)

Order by March 13th to get this box!

Questions

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Q: I signed up and payment paid but never received my box upon contacting they said they would resend to still not get my box.I paid for box and extra t-shirt.What can I do to start receiving my boxes and back boxes??Asked by Regina L., July 2019


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Q: So if I ordered today I wouldn't receive that tee-shirt? Thank you πŸ’—Asked by Lisa B., October 2019


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Q: What's the difference between the "box" vs the "big box"? Looking to give this as a gift. Thank youAsked by Chris D., October 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...October 2019

Hello Chris! Our box includes 5-7 hand-picked items that we curate based on
the feedback and polling of our loyal subscribers! Our big-box also
includes a custom-designed S&S T-shirt. Our shirts are unisex made with a
soft-blend cotton. They're super soft and comfortable. The sizes run true,
and our manufacturer never changes, so your size that works for you will
not change each month. Here's our sizing guide: Extra Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"

Seller

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Q: Are the t-shirts regular unisex fit or are they tailored and fitted for women?Asked by Judy T., July 2019

I hate mens tshirts and can assure you they don't fit like a unisex beefy tshirt. They are thin and soft.

by Rabecca L., August 2019

Heidi you’re a real πŸ‘

by Debra S., November 2019

They are soft but not tailored. It's a t-shirt, not a dress shirt.

by Heidi M., November 2019

Smartass and Sass reviewsReviews

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Love this box!

Apr 22, 2019
Angie H.
3 Reviews
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26 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 9 days
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I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!

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One of my favorites!

Feb 18, 2019
Maggie R.
4 Reviews
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9 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 20 days
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LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.

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I freaking love this box!!!

Dec 22, 2019
Kelli G.
6 Reviews
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2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 26 days
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I am so happy I got this box! I thought the box looked like it would be lots of fun and everything looked super cute when looking at the pictures and I was right! I loved every single thing I got. I’m very excited about the theme they chose for next month and am eagerly waiting my box of awesomeness!!! I got the big box with the t-shirt and would recommend anyone trying it out to get the big box, you won’t be disappointed.

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Best box EVER!

Sep 03, 2019
Kimberly S.
2 Reviews
3 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 2 months
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Most fabulous, sassy box EVER! Love all the cute things - t-shirts, pencils, sticky notes, tote bags, mugs!

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The BEST Box on Cratejoy!

3 days ago
Elisa T.
1 Review
Subscribed for 25 days
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I had this very silly idea that I would order this box, keep the few things I actually liked, and give the rest as gifts later. I LOVE IT ALL!!! I'm keeping everything and I'm not sorry! The quality of each item is much higher than I expected, and everything has just the right amount of "smartass and sass" sprinkled in. Do yourself a favor. Order this box TODAY!!!

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Best subscription box ever!

3 days ago
Elizabeth H.
1 Review
Subscribed for 20 days
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This box was so fun, I absolutely loved it! I can't wait for next month!

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Get the BOX!

5 days ago
Amy S.
1 Review
Subscribed for 3 months
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I do don't know how anyone could give it a 1 star. I have enjoyed every box that I received. I may not love every single thing in the box, but I am so excited when I get the heads up that the box is coming. I giggle at so many of the items and have had compliments on everything I carry from the box. I have subscribed to other boxes and this one has made me the happiest! I promise you will not be disappointed!

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FUN concept to flaunt your SASSITUDE!

6 days ago
Laura K.
1 Review
Subscribed for 29 days
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Absolutely love my Smartass and Sass box and contents. Excited to continue my subscription. I've cancelled others that I was less impressed with. Super FUN.

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Awesome

6 days ago
Danyelle W.
1 Review
Subscribed for 16 days
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the only sad thing is I didn't get the pen :( the decal would have been amazing also , but love the stickers ! can't wait for the next box

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Smartass and Sass said...6 days ago

Hi Danyelle! Thanks for the feedback! Did you reach out to customer service about the pen? We're happy to fix that, if you let us know!

Cratejoy doesn't allow us to enter the address here, but it's:
Info at Smartassandsass dot com

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I loved every box!

Feb 15, 2020
Tricia B.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 6 months
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I had a 6 month subscription and I’m on my final box. The shifts were so soft and comfy, and my friends loved the notepads and pens. I’m really going to miss this monthly treat.

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