It’s the time of year for social gatherings, stress-shopping, and (sometimes ridiculous) relatives. Think of this month’s goods as your survival kit for your holiday happenings. Pour yourself a glass, sit back, and enjoy the shit show.
Order by December 12th to get this box!
Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020
Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!
Q: I am trying to purchase a box for Christmas and keep getting “unable to process, order not created” I chose the one month box and chose “order will not renew. Help!Asked by Julie M., December 2020
Hi Julie, I’m sorry you’re having trouble! Email our team, we can help look into what error message is being given for the order not processing, and help make sure your order is processed successfully!
They are scam... I purchased 2months ago.. Tried contacting seller and crate joy.. NO RESPONSE AND BOX..
Q: Are the shirts 100% cotton or a blend that includes polyester?Asked by Elizabeth R., October 2022
Whenever possible we use Bella + Canvas unisex jersey t-shirts to fulfill your sassy clothing needs! They are a cotton poly blend. Thanks!
Q: I purchased this box as a gift and my account was charged but I did not get a confirmation email - so I have no idea what the status. Please help!Asked by Leah J., April 2022
Hi Leah! The history log on your order shows that the order receipt email was sent! I would recommend checking all of your inboxes. April's sassy boxes are scheduled to ship out on April 18th! A shipping email will be sent when it is being prepared for shipment! Thanks for giving the gift of sass!
My daughter gave me a 3 month gift box for my birthday and the first two were the same shirt. Sure hope the third shirt is not the same. I don’t need three “hot and bothered” T shirts. The shirts are comfortable and soft and size is accurate.
I got a little confused and thought that this was supposed to have arrived before mothers day when I ordered but I guess I must have misread it because I ordered it in April but it wasnt shipped until May 23rd. But that said, even with the delay the box itself and the contents are well worth the wait. Theres a lot in it, like a lot, and its all good quality stuff that is very useful. My mom got a shirt, an umbrella, a sewing kit, and thats like not even half. And she adored every single thing that came out of it. If you're on the fence please just give it a try, it's so worth it.
Pretty good first impression and I'm already psyched to get my second helping from them. Thanks guys! Such love!
Yayyyyyy! Thanks for the excellent feedback, sassy friend! We're excited to continue supplying you with the snark!
I received this subscription as a gift, and I love the box. However, the shipping company they use is the worst! They keep having mechanical errors and causing delays. I won't be renewing after my gift subscription ends.
We appreciate the honest review! Glad you enjoyed your sass, snarky friend!
Absolutely love my shirt! Highly recommend this shop!
Absolutely love my smartass and sass boxes. I have tried multiple crate joy subscriptions but this is the only subscription I have renewed and plan to keep long term. Absolutely love the items they choose and the attitude they project. I have received multiple compliments and always tell them to try smartass and sass just one box and you will be hooked
Wooooooo! Thanks for the amazeballs review, Jamie! We appreciate the heck out of you, sassy friend!
Received this 6 month shirt box as a birthday present. It’s fun to get every month. Only complaint is that my shirts were ordered as xl and the first one came as xl but the rest have come as large. I’ve had difficulty with other companies with returning items so I didn’t bother to mess with returning these shirts. The larges fit, just snug. Otherwise, fun idea and I'm enjoying it.
Hi Mary! Well shoot, we definitely want to get you the correct size! If I'm looking at the correct order, it looks like the order was placed for a large, so it looks like the goof happened with the first shipment! Please feel free to contact our customer service department to change your size for your last shipment at least! Thanks sassy friend!
Wasn't impressed at all with what I got, considering I got the bigger box, it wasn't worth the price.
We appreciate the honest review, sassy friend! Hopefully we'll impress you more next time!
I never got it.
Oh no! Our records show that a total of 5 sassy boxes were sent to the address provided to us on this subscription. Feel free to contact our customer service about the potential issue!
This month was a reminder to never stop the grind. Kicking ass turns from a hobby into a lifestyle after a while—and thats what we aim for. This month's shirt read "I'm a real treat" and the bonus item was a pen. Some past shirts and boxes are available in our shop!
This month was a reminder to be unapologetically YOU. Sorry not sorry bitches, we are remembering to take care of our minds, bodies AND souls. This theme was all about being yourself and not apologizing for that. There is quite literally NO ONE like you. This month's shirt read "So apparently I'm dramatic" and the bonus item was a luggage tag. Some past shirts and boxes are available in our shop!
This month would have had you holding your pals CLOSE AF! Some moments in life wouldn’t have been half as fun if you didn't have your tight squad there with you! We deserve some good-ass people in our lives. Remember the belly laughs? The smiles so big they hurt your cheeks? This month's shirt read "That's a horrible idea, what time?" and the bonus item was a greeting card. Some past boxes are available in our shop!
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