Smartass and Sass

Get a monthly dose of sass! 8-9 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

Plans as low as $13.95 / month
Shipping & Renewal Information
  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime
Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

Sneak Peek

Photo of undefined current box Mouthy as Hell - October 2021

Mouthy as Hell - October 2021

This month's subscription will have the heads a'turnin! A mouth full of hell, and a chest full of HELL YEAH! We like to call them sentence enhancers, and they definitely do their job of spicing things up. October is all about bringing the spice to any situation.

Order by October 12th to get this box!


Customer Questions (4)

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Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2020

Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!


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Q: I am trying to purchase a box for Christmas and keep getting “unable to process, order not created” I chose the one month box and chose “order will not renew. Help!Asked by Julie M., December 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...December 2020

Hi Julie, I’m sorry you’re having trouble! Email our team, we can help look into what error message is being given for the order not processing, and help make sure your order is processed successfully!


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Q: Are all these geared towards moms or boss women because the past few months definitely all have that vibe. Some women are neither you know.Asked by Marie J., June 2021

Smartass and Sass answered...June 2021

Hi sassy friend! We appreciate the feedback. Smartass & Sass boxes are meant for anyone with with a sassy and sarcastic personality who loves to laugh (and swear when occasion calls for it!)


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Q: I’ve been trying to subscribe for over a week now and it won’t let me... help pleaseAsked by Toni W., April 2021

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2021

Hi Toni! Please hit up our customer service team and let us know the specific issue you're running into! Email info @ smartassandsass . com

Reviews (584)

Love this box!

Apr 21, 2019
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Angie H.
3 Reviews
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41 Helpful
Subscribed for 9 days

I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!

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One of my favorites!

Feb 11, 2019
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Maggie R.
4 Reviews
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16 Helpful
Subscribed for 20 days

LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.

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I freaking love this box!!!

Dec 22, 2019
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Kelli G.
6 Reviews
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10 Helpful
Subscribed for 26 days

I am so happy I got this box! I thought the box looked like it would be lots of fun and everything looked super cute when looking at the pictures and I was right! I loved every single thing I got. I’m very excited about the theme they chose for next month and am eagerly waiting my box of awesomeness!!! I got the big box with the t-shirt and would recommend anyone trying it out to get the big box, you won’t be disappointed.

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I love this box!!!!

Jul 24, 2020
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Audra F.
5 Reviews
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16 Helpful
Subscribed for 22 days

I love love love this box! It speaks to my sarcastic side and totally brought me joy! I can’t thank the two ladies that started this enough!! My only regret is that I only signed up for the 3 month subscription, when I should have signed up for a longer plan!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jul 25, 2020

Thank you Audra!! Whenever you're ready, we can change it to a six month subscription easily! Just reach out to our support staff, and they will be happy to help you out.

Love it

Aug 29, 2021
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Crystal B.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 28 days

I subscribe to several different monthly boxes and so far smartass and sass is hands down my absolute favorite! Not gonna say I wasn't heartbroken when I got the email saying the hoodie I ordered was sold out but they sent me a few thoughtful smartass gifts too say they was sorry! Keep up the good work and start smartass and sassy

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Smartass and Sass said...Sep 08, 2021

Thanks for the awesome review, sassy friend! (Sorry again about the hoodie...)

Love it

Aug 28, 2021
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Crystal B.
2 Reviews
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 1 month

I am very impressed with this box very nice products and for a good value

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Smartass and Sass said...Sep 08, 2021

Woot woot! We're stoked you are enjoying your monthly dose of snark! Thanks sassy friend!

This Box Won't Disappoint

Apr 01, 2021
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Rebecca B.
2 Reviews
3 Helpful
Subscribed for 3 months

I absolutely love this box! I love the variety of products, This subscription ships on-time and the staff is quick to address concerns. I anticipate being a long time member.

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Smartass and Sass said...Apr 05, 2021

Such an awesome review.....and we didn't even have to bribe you for it! ;) Thanks sassy friend!

Best Box In a Long While

Mar 30, 2021
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Sarah T.
1 Review
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 22 days

This has been the coolest thing I have gotten in a long while! I love the tshirt, the box had lot of things I enjoyed! Plus the community I got to join online is fantastic!

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Smartass and Sass said...Apr 08, 2021

F/ck yeah! Thanks for the awesome review! We love all our sasscribers!

Loove!

Mar 29, 2021
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Keli W.
2 Reviews
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 3 months

Loved this box! There were a few things I couldn't use, but super happy to be able to regift them!

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Smartass and Sass said...Apr 08, 2021

Heck yeah! Share the snark! Thanks sassy friend!

Best Friend's Birthday Gift - Wicked!

Jun 27, 2020
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Emily F.
1 Review
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1 Helpful
Subscribed for 19 days

I ordered a crate for my bestie's birthday for July 2019 and although I ordered last minute it came at a really reasonable time!
She received a pencil case, and awesome tee that fit her well, a hilarious roll of washi tape, and a couple more nicely curated items.
Probably will buy again for a later birthday!

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Smartass and Sass said...Jun 29, 2020

Glad to hear we helped knock a birthday out of the park! Keep us in mind and thank you!

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Past boxes from Smartass and Sass

Work, B*tch! - September 2021

Work, B*tch! - September 2021

Next month’s subscription is all about being a goal digger. We're here to remind you to WORK, BITCH. Put everything you got into the things you love. Whether it's a relationship, a hobby, family, friends, work, or all of the above—we're not shoulda, coulda, woulda-ing, we're DOING!

Don't Kill My Vibe - August 2021

Don't Kill My Vibe - August 2021

This month’s subscription will have you being mindful of the sh*t you think about. Trying to live more in the present, stopping the constant worrying, ending negative self-talk… and not letting anyone get in the way of your new vibes! August is all about knowing that everything is going to be A-OKAY without anyone getting in the way.

Keep Kicking Ass - July 2021

Keep Kicking Ass - July 2021

This month's subscription is a reminder to never stop the grind. Kicking ass turns from a hobby into a lifestyle after a while— and that's what we aim for. July is all about grabbing the day by its balls and seizing it to the highest level.

Sorry Not Sorry - June 2021

Sorry Not Sorry - June 2021

This month's subscription is a reminder to be unapologetically YOU. Sorry not sorry b*tches, we are remembering to take care of our minds, bodies AND souls. June is all about being yourself and not apologizing for that. There is quite literally NO ONE like you.

Out of Office - May 2021

Out of Office - May 2021

May's subscription will give all the workaholics a f*cking break! Kick up your feet and treat life like a Saturday, because you and your inner peace deserve it! May is all about checking out of work-mode and checking in to chill-mode. Box includes: ✨ Sarcastic chip clips (SPOILER)⁠ ✨ Bottle opener⁠ ✨ Bath item*⁠ ✨ Card game*⁠ ✨ Cosmetic bag⁠ ✨ Wine charms⁠ ✨ Beach item⁠ ✨ Bag tag⁠ ✨ & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠*⁠ *These items contain profanity

Squad Goals - April 2021

Squad Goals - April 2021

This month's subscription will have you holding your pals CLOSE AF! April's theme is all about honoring the squad. Will include: ✨ As If! Mini felt board* (SPOILER)⁠ ✨ Drinkware* ✨ Greeting card ✨ Carrying satchel ✨ Coloring utensils* ✨ Card deck* ✨ Water-resistant bag ✨ Beauty item ✨ & a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠ *These items contain profanity

I Can't Even - March 2021

I Can't Even - March 2021

This box reminded you to slooooow TF down and take a break, lady! // Included: ⭐️ 2 Car Coasters ⭐️ Plantable Pencil ⭐️ Soy Candle* ⭐️ Travel Jewelry Box* ⭐️ Serving Silverware Set ⭐️ Necklace ⭐️ Bath Salts* ⭐️ Plus a shirt for shirt-only and big box subscribers! ⭐️ *these products contain profanity


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