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A Monthly Subscription for Mouthy Mofos

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally
  • Unisex shirt sizes XS-3XL (size chart image above)
  • Bonus item included with each shirt subscription shipment
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box

Sneak Peek

Photo of Smartass & Sass *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription current box One Hot Mother - June 2023 (cutoff date is June 12)

One Hot Mother - June 2023 (cutoff date is June 12)

Are you ready to melt your face off this summer? The June subscription box is so hot, you'll need a fire extinguisher to handle it. This box is hotter than your ex's new flame. So put on your shades and your best RBF, and let's get ready to watch the world burn, baby!

Order by June 12th to get this box!

Customer Questions (63)


Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2020

Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!


Q: I am trying to purchase a box for Christmas and keep getting “unable to process, order not created” I chose the one month box and chose “order will not renew. Help!Asked by Julie M., December 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...December 2020

Hi Julie, I’m sorry you’re having trouble! Email our team, we can help look into what error message is being given for the order not processing, and help make sure your order is processed successfully!

They are scam... I purchased 2months ago.. Tried contacting seller and crate joy.. NO RESPONSE AND BOX..

by Gwendolyn B., November 2021


Q: Are the shirts 100% cotton or a blend that includes polyester?Asked by Elizabeth R., October 2022

Smartass and Sass answered...October 2022

Whenever possible we use Bella + Canvas unisex jersey t-shirts to fulfill your sassy clothing needs! They are a cotton poly blend. Thanks!


Q: I purchased this box as a gift and my account was charged but I did not get a confirmation email - so I have no idea what the status. Please help!Asked by Leah J., April 2022

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2022

Hi Leah! The history log on your order shows that the order receipt email was sent! I would recommend checking all of your inboxes. April's sassy boxes are scheduled to ship out on April 18th! A shipping email will be sent when it is being prepared for shipment! Thanks for giving the gift of sass!

Reviews (675)

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Great minus the shipping

Mar 01, 2023
Andrea M.
1 Review

I have a 6 month subscription- and I feel like each month the boxes come later and later. I’m not getting my February box till in March? Makes no sense.

Still haven't received anything

Mar 30, 2023
Verified Purchase
Linnea M.
1 Review
Subscribed for 2 months

I still haven't received any shirts at all and this is the 3rd Time I will be charged February March and now April WOW

Two of the same

Aug 08, 2022
Sheree C.
1 Review

My daughter gave me a 3 month gift box for my birthday and the first two were the same shirt. Sure hope the third shirt is not the same. I don’t need three “hot and bothered” T shirts. The shirts are comfortable and soft and size is accurate.

Don't Doubt This Box!!! HIGH QUALITY!

May 26, 2022
Verified Purchase
Eoin T.
3 Reviews
3 Helpful
Subscribed for 1 month

I got a little confused and thought that this was supposed to have arrived before mothers day when I ordered but I guess I must have misread it because I ordered it in April but it wasnt shipped until May 23rd. But that said, even with the delay the box itself and the contents are well worth the wait. Theres a lot in it, like a lot, and its all good quality stuff that is very useful. My mom got a shirt, an umbrella, a sewing kit, and thats like not even half. And she adored every single thing that came out of it. If you're on the fence please just give it a try, it's so worth it.


Jun 27, 2022
Tricia S.
1 Review

Just what a sassy bitch like me needed.

First box

May 02, 2022
Verified Purchase
Courtney R.
2 Reviews
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 3 months

Pretty good first impression and I'm already psyched to get my second helping from them. Thanks guys! Such love!

Smartass and Sass said...May 02, 2022

Yayyyyyy! Thanks for the excellent feedback, sassy friend! We're excited to continue supplying you with the snark!

The Worst Shipping

May 24, 2022
Jillian W.
1 Review

I received this subscription as a gift, and I love the box. However, the shipping company they use is the worst! They keep having mechanical errors and causing delays. I won't be renewing after my gift subscription ends.

Smartass and Sass said...Jun 14, 2022

We appreciate the honest review! Glad you enjoyed your sass, snarky friend!

Love my subscription

May 23, 2022
Verified Purchase
Stephanie C.
2 Reviews
1 Picture
Subscribed for 1 month

Absolutely love my shirt! Highly recommend this shop!

Amazing box for strong & amazing women

Apr 06, 2022
Verified Purchase
Jaime E.
1 Review
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 9 months

Absolutely love my smartass and sass boxes. I have tried multiple crate joy subscriptions but this is the only subscription I have renewed and plan to keep long term. Absolutely love the items they choose and the attitude they project. I have received multiple compliments and always tell them to try smartass and sass just one box and you will be hooked

Smartass and Sass said...Apr 08, 2022

Wooooooo! Thanks for the amazeballs review, Jamie! We appreciate the heck out of you, sassy friend!

Fun idea

Apr 25, 2022
Mary L.
1 Review

Received this 6 month shirt box as a birthday present. It’s fun to get every month. Only complaint is that my shirts were ordered as xl and the first one came as xl but the rest have come as large. I’ve had difficulty with other companies with returning items so I didn’t bother to mess with returning these shirts. The larges fit, just snug. Otherwise, fun idea and I'm enjoying it.

Smartass and Sass said...Apr 26, 2022

Hi Mary! Well shoot, we definitely want to get you the correct size! If I'm looking at the correct order, it looks like the order was placed for a large, so it looks like the goof happened with the first shipment! Please feel free to contact our customer service department to change your size for your last shipment at least! Thanks sassy friend!

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Smartass & Sass *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription

by Smartass and Sass
Get a soft-blend, locally-printed, sarcastic shirt each month (unisex sizes XS-3XL).

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Shipping Policy
Your first box ships on the 18th of the month. Orders placed after the 13th of the month will ship the following month (e.g. order on November 21,...
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