BEST OF 2021

Smartass & Sass *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription

by Smartass and Sass
Get a soft-blend, locally-printed, sarcastic shirt each month (unisex sizes XS-3XL).

Product Details

A Monthly Subscription for Mouthy Mofos

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally
  • Unisex shirt sizes XS-3XL (size chart image above)
  • Bonus item included with each shirt subscription shipment
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box

Sneak Peek

Photo of Smartass & Sass *SHIRT-ONLY* Subscription current box Bring the Heat - July 2022 (cutoff date is July 13)

Bring the Heat - July 2022 (cutoff date is July 13)

❗JULY THEME IS...❗ ☀️ Bring the heat! ☀️ Sunny with a chance of sass. This box is loaded with the best summer essentials for your time in the sun. Whether you’re at the beach or near the pool, you’ll have all the best summer must-haves at your fingertips. Stay rad, cool cats 😻 🕕 Order by July 12th; subscriptions ship July 18th!⁠

Order by July 13th to get this box!

Customer Questions (61)


Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2020

Hi James! Yes, you can select a 3 or 6 month term on our website, and
specify it's a gift, include a note, as well as indicate whether you'd like
it to renew or not. Reach out to us if you have any trouble signing up!


Q: I am trying to purchase a box for Christmas and keep getting “unable to process, order not created” I chose the one month box and chose “order will not renew. Help!Asked by Julie M., December 2020

Smartass and Sass answered...December 2020

Hi Julie, I’m sorry you’re having trouble! Email our team, we can help look into what error message is being given for the order not processing, and help make sure your order is processed successfully!

They are scam... I purchased 2months ago.. Tried contacting seller and crate joy.. NO RESPONSE AND BOX..

by Gwendolyn B., November 2021


Q: I purchased this box as a gift and my account was charged but I did not get a confirmation email - so I have no idea what the status. Please help!Asked by Leah J., April 2022

Smartass and Sass answered...April 2022

Hi Leah! The history log on your order shows that the order receipt email was sent! I would recommend checking all of your inboxes. April's sassy boxes are scheduled to ship out on April 18th! A shipping email will be sent when it is being prepared for shipment! Thanks for giving the gift of sass!


Q: If I subscribe for just the box this month am I able to switch back and forth from box only and shirt only whenever I want? Or will I only be able to choose it one time?Asked by Beth H., March 2022

Smartass and Sass answered...March 2022

Hi Beth! It will depend on what payment terms you subscribe to. A month-to-month subscription can be managed like this as long the changes are made in your account before the renewal is processed on the 1st of each month. Thanks!

Reviews (655)

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6 days ago
Tricia S.
1 Review

Just what a sassy bitch like me needed.

Don't Doubt This Box!!! HIGH QUALITY!

May 26, 2022
Verified Purchase
Eoin T.
2 Reviews
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 1 month

I got a little confused and thought that this was supposed to have arrived before mothers day when I ordered but I guess I must have misread it because I ordered it in April but it wasnt shipped until May 23rd. But that said, even with the delay the box itself and the contents are well worth the wait. Theres a lot in it, like a lot, and its all good quality stuff that is very useful. My mom got a shirt, an umbrella, a sewing kit, and thats like not even half. And she adored every single thing that came out of it. If you're on the fence please just give it a try, it's so worth it.

Love my subscription

May 23, 2022
Verified Purchase
Stephanie C.
2 Reviews
1 Picture
Subscribed for 1 month

Absolutely love my shirt! Highly recommend this shop!

First box

May 02, 2022
Verified Purchase
Courtney R.
3 Reviews
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 3 months

Pretty good first impression and I'm already psyched to get my second helping from them. Thanks guys! Such love!

Smartass and Sass said...May 02, 2022

Yayyyyyy! Thanks for the excellent feedback, sassy friend! We're excited to continue supplying you with the snark!

Love it

Apr 07, 2022
Verified Purchase
Lori C.
1 Review
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 2 years

This subscription is by far my favorite.

Smartass and Sass said...Apr 26, 2022

Woooooo! Thanks sassy friend! We appreciate the heck out of you!

Amazing box for strong & amazing women

Apr 06, 2022
Verified Purchase
Jaime E.
1 Review
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 9 months

Absolutely love my smartass and sass boxes. I have tried multiple crate joy subscriptions but this is the only subscription I have renewed and plan to keep long term. Absolutely love the items they choose and the attitude they project. I have received multiple compliments and always tell them to try smartass and sass just one box and you will be hooked

Smartass and Sass said...Apr 08, 2022

Wooooooo! Thanks for the amazeballs review, Jamie! We appreciate the heck out of you, sassy friend!

Love it!

Apr 06, 2022
Verified Purchase
Paul R.
1 Review
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 6 months

Great fun stuff and my girlfriend and I love opening them together

Smartass and Sass said...Apr 07, 2022

Woooo! Thanks for the awesome review Paul! We appreciate the heck out of you!

Oh what fun!

Mar 01, 2022
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Alla P.
1 Review
Subscribed for 8 months

Looking forward to these whimsical boxes every month!

T-Shirt Package

Feb 28, 2022
Verified Purchase
Carolyn M.
1 Review
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 6 months

I receive a t-shirt at the end of the month. I love the quality, fit, feel, and the shirts over all. Great product.

Sassy Vibes

Feb 15, 2022
Verified Purchase
Terri S.
1 Review
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 11 months

I really look forward to receiving this box .... love the SASSY vibes...

Smartass and Sass said...Feb 16, 2022

Woot woot! Thanks for the feedback, sassy friend! We're thrilled you enjoy your monthly dose of snark!!

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Shipping Policy
Orders placed today ship by August 1
Shirts ship on the 18th of every month you subscribe.
Renews monthly on the 1st
Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
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