Smartass and Sass

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

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Domestic As Hell - April 2020

April is all about our domestic sides. We’ve curated some sassy homegoods and other items to keep your dwelling as hilarious as you are. // Want to know what's in the box? // 🌟 Notepad 🌟 Reusable snack bag 🌟 Coaster set 🌟 14 oz mug 🌟 Bath salts 🌟 Kitchen item* 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity)

Order by April 11th to get this box!

Questions

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Q: So if I ordered today I wouldn't receive that tee-shirt? Thank you πŸ’—Asked by Lisa B., October 2019


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Q: What's the difference between the "box" vs the "big box"? Looking to give this as a gift. Thank youAsked by Chris D., October 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...October 2019

Hello Chris! Our box includes 5-7 hand-picked items that we curate based on
the feedback and polling of our loyal subscribers! Our big-box also
includes a custom-designed S&S T-shirt. Our shirts are unisex made with a
soft-blend cotton. They're super soft and comfortable. The sizes run true,
and our manufacturer never changes, so your size that works for you will
not change each month. Here's our sizing guide: Extra Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"

Seller

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Q: Is there a way to subscribe to just 3 or 6 months to give as a gift? Asked by James G., April 2020


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Q: Are the t-shirts regular unisex fit or are they tailored and fitted for women?Asked by Judy T., July 2019

I hate mens tshirts and can assure you they don't fit like a unisex beefy tshirt. They are thin and soft.

by Rabecca L., August 2019

Heidi you’re a real πŸ‘

by Debra S., November 2019

They are soft but not tailored. It's a t-shirt, not a dress shirt.

by Heidi M., November 2019

Smartass and Sass reviewsReviews

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Love this box!

Apr 22, 2019
Angie H.
3 Reviews
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29 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 9 days
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I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!

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One of my favorites!

Feb 18, 2019
Maggie R.
4 Reviews
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11 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 20 days
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LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.

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I freaking love this box!!!

Dec 22, 2019
Kelli G.
7 Reviews
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5 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 26 days
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I am so happy I got this box! I thought the box looked like it would be lots of fun and everything looked super cute when looking at the pictures and I was right! I loved every single thing I got. I’m very excited about the theme they chose for next month and am eagerly waiting my box of awesomeness!!! I got the big box with the t-shirt and would recommend anyone trying it out to get the big box, you won’t be disappointed.

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box of fantabulous SASS

Mar 24, 2020
Sarah R.
2 Reviews
1 Helpful Vote
Subscribed for 1 month
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Highly recommend! I have only recently discovered sub boxes. This is my favorite out of the half dozen I've ordered. Love the sass! The quality and selection is great as well. Good value, though due to recent personal circumstances I've switched from the big box to the box w/o shirt, The two S&S shirts I have are super-soft and fit perfectly - both in size and personality ;)

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Smartass and Sass said...Mar 24, 2020

Thanks so much for your feedback, Sarah! I hope this finds you well, given our current economic circumstances. We love having you with us!

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One of my favorites!

Dec 23, 2019
Chaitali M.
2 Reviews
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 2 months
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I love this box! If you enjoy smartassy and sassy things, you will love it too. The t-shirts are awesome. They generally fit well and are comfortable. And of course, they are hilarious :) The items are pretty great too. They are usually things you could use. I have bought some of their past boxes and they were great. Overall, it is one of my favorite subscriptions.

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Love it!

Oct 25, 2019
Carol H.
2 Reviews
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 2 months
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This box is so much f#cking fun!

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Daughter loved this gift

Mar 27, 2020
Claudia K.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 19 days
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This small business has excellent customer service. I am very impressed! My daughter loved this box and it made our family smile and laugh with joy at the great and thoughtful items that were in this box. This has earned my support and business. Thank you for all that you are doing, stay safe and healthy and if you want a great gift subscribe to this box it will make you happy in this uncertain time and remember this too shall pass! A plus for this company and Julianne!

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Smartass and Sass said...Mar 27, 2020

Thanks for making my day, Claudia! You should join us in our subscriber-only Facebook group to share in more laughs :) I'm so glad we could help bring joy at a time like this! Hope to see you both again! - Julianne

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Happy customer

Mar 25, 2020
Candice B.
1 Review
Subscribed for 16 days
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Would definitely recommend to family and friends. I enjoyed everything in the box. Well worth it :)

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Smartass and Sass said...Mar 26, 2020

Thanks for sharing the love, Candice!

Seller

Great box.

Mar 23, 2020
Traci P.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 14 days
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Shipping was fast. Got it no damages. Products was great. Shirt fit

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The BEST Box on Cratejoy!

Feb 25, 2020
Elisa T.
1 Review
1 Helpful Vote
Subscribed for 25 days
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I had this very silly idea that I would order this box, keep the few things I actually liked, and give the rest as gifts later. I LOVE IT ALL!!! I'm keeping everything and I'm not sorry! The quality of each item is much higher than I expected, and everything has just the right amount of "smartass and sass" sprinkled in. Do yourself a favor. Order this box TODAY!!!

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Past boxes from Smartass and Sass…

All The Feels - February 2020

All The Feels - February 2020

February all about the feels. We’re talking the good, the bad, and the ugly. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Oven mitt* (spoiler) 🌟 Lip glaze 🌟 Journal 🌟 Insulated water bottle* 🌟 4 oz. soy candle 🌟 Decal 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these items available in our shop!

Screw Perfection - January 2020

Screw Perfection - January 2020

January wass all about saying β€œf*ck perfection.” We think it’s a truly overrated concept and we are OVER IT for 2020. // Included: 🌟 Oversized tote* (spoiler) 🌟 Keychain (spoiler) 🌟 Magnetic bookmark 🌟 Pencil set* + eraser 🌟 Bottle opener 🌟 Lotion 🌟 Beanie 🌟 Collectible pen* 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity) // We still have a few of these available in our shop!

I'm So Fancy - December 2019

I'm So Fancy - December 2019

Included: Notepad, ring tray, solid perfume, collectible pen, travel mug, 2020 daily calendar, face masks, and card (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

In Your Dreams - November 2019

In Your Dreams - November 2019

Included: Candle, vinyl sticker, bath salt sample, energizing mist, luggage tag, door hanger, socks, and a collectible pen (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Like Totally Retro - October 2019

Like Totally Retro - October 2019

Included: Stadium cup set, dishcloth, air freshener, song lyric magnet set, pouch, Sharpie(R), essential oil roller-ball, silver necklace, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Rise & Grind - September 2019

Rise & Grind - September 2019

Included: hot/cold eyemask, coconut coffee scrub, 5-pack of highlighters, 11 oz. ceramic mug, tea sample, hot pad, and collectible sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Adulting is Hard - August 2019

Adulting is Hard - August 2019

Included: tote bag, ribbon/greeting card, notepad, one-size socks, wine/coffee tumbler, enamel pin, and sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

For Fox Sake - July 2019

For Fox Sake - July 2019

Included: tea towel, ceramic bowl, headband, sticker pack, wristband, 6-pencil pack +sharpener, 4 oz. lotion, stuffed fox, and sticky notes (plus Big Box subscribers get a unisex soft-blend shirt teach month). Shirt-only subscriptions are also available. A few of these boxes are left in the shop!

Here Comes Trouble - June 2019

Here Comes Trouble - June 2019

Included: pouch, leatherette journal, 3 oz shot glass, pen set, roll-on perfume, washi tape, and sticky notes. A few left in the shop!

Girls Just Wanna Have Sun - May 2019

Girls Just Wanna Have Sun - May 2019

Included: tote, sunglass case, can cooler, face masks, tumbler, sunscreen bar, sticky notes, playing cards. A few left in the shop!

Bite Me - April 2019

Bite Me - April 2019

Included: cooler, towel, notepad, gum, chip clips, cutting board, sticky notes, and a pen. A few are still available in our shop!

Hot Mess Express - March 2020

Hot Mess Express - March 2020

This month we’re all aboard the hot mess express! March’s goodies will celebrate the imperfect, complicated, badass human you are. // INCLUDED: // 🌟 Therapy dough (spoiler) 🌟 Decorative tin 🌟 Socks (one-size; stretchy knit) 🌟 9 oz. soy candle (citrus, mango, sea salt)* 🌟 Wooden spoon 🌟 Tea towel 🌟 Sticker 🌟 Collectible pen 🌟 AND a sassy themed shirt for BIG box subscribers! (*These items contain some profanity)

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