Goddess Provisions reviewsReviews

It’s ok. Nothing spectacular.

Apr 06, 2020

The crystal I received is really poor quality. The roller ball broke after one use, the candle smells terrible (way too strong) and the crystal book is just okay. Everything else is very sub par

Disappointing

Mar 13, 2020

The reviews I read said full sized products but the notebook I got in the box was small...also I got a pouch of loose teas that I cannot use because I dont have the proper equipment to use loose teas. Also the crystal I got did not look like an authentic crystal. Overall very disappointing for the price.

GP-moon box

Dec 09, 2019

I was not a fan of the products in this box. Stickers, while nice, I have no use for them the same goes for the bath bomb.

Revised Review a Few Years Later

Feb 08, 2020

Updated Review: After being a subscriber for several years, the quality really went downhill. I canceled my subscription a few months ago when I received a box that contained 90% roll-ons. That's just lazy curation to make a box entirely of one kind of product. The corny overtone of "feminism" has gotten out of hand and while I realize this is a Goddess box, it only recently become so corny in theme. Products used to be useful in my life and practice but near the end they just ended up being items I would never use.

First Review: This box is amazing. Every month a variety of items are delivered to your mail box. Crystals, healthy snacks, oils, beauty supplies, etc etc. The list goes on. I have found all of the products useful in my everyday life and look forward to receiving the box in my mail each month.

cheap and incomplete

Aug 27, 2018

In the box was
- A soap
- An oil
- Another oil
- Cheap crystal grid and gemstones
- Very cheap necklace (something you might get as a prize in a crackerjack box or out of a 25 cent gumball machine.

The card with it said I would also get a larger gemstone - I did not.

It feels repetitive and cheap. You are better off spending 20 bucks at target.

Expensive Trinkets

Feb 12, 2019

I purchased this box a while back (1 year +) and see so many great reviews I figured maybe I did not give the box a legitimate try. The box is smaller now, but that did not disappoint me as I don't need packing material; however, the contents were disappointing. I received a very small bar of glycerin soap (using), a pillow cover (won't use), a small marble (25 cents), a warped wooden holder for the marble (trash), some chocolate (yummy), and a scented hair tonic (purpose?). It might be a great box for younger adults but it is not for the more discerning adult who does not need trinkets. I can put my money to use better myself.

Ugh...

Jun 15, 2018

Usually this is one of my very favorite boxes! Unfortunately this last box left me sadly disappointed. It looked like a few items from a dollar store. An every day mason jar with a sticker stuck on it, an every day paper notebook.... and those were the big items. Not sure if the holidays just made this a gotta get something out there box, so I'll through this together, but looked like the contents didn't cost more than $5-$6 dollars.

Slowly going downhill...

Jun 15, 2018

I have been getting this box for over six months and it just keeps getting worse. It seems like now that they have gained in popularity, things are starting to fall apart: items are left out of boxes, items are substituted (crystal) with no explanation of what it is, changing to a different plan is a nightmare and causes box delays. I took advantage of one of their Black Friday deals and followed their directions on how to get it. When I contacted them about not even having the option that I wanted and wondered if I was still going to get my free items, they told me they would make a "one time courtesy" and send me the items, which I only received half of. I really do love this box, but I have to be honest that if things keep continuing this way, I will have to find a different one.

Spray

Mar 26, 2019

The spray I received in the first box smelled like a dirty was cloth...

Some of the items have been really unique but nothing I couldn’t find at a local New Age shop.

October box didnt make sense

Oct 13, 2018

I didnt know what to do with any of the items in the October box. Dont know what any of the items are for. Might have to throw them out or donate them.

Oct 08, 2018

Liked many of the items received each month, but certain monthly themes have turned me off resubscribing because I never know if the theme will be appropriate for me.

August box was sad

Jun 15, 2018

This was my first box. I was so excited to receive it. A container of sprinkles?! Seriously? Also included was a very cheap unusable brush (makeup) and a "highlighter" that is literally invisible. I was especially disappointed to see a unicorn theme done so poorly as I am an avid collector of unicorns, I also have 2 unicorn tattoos. Nothing in this box said unicorn to me. You can't just write the word unicorn on some products, include some sprinkles and call it good. Soooo disappointed.

Shipping Issues

Jun 15, 2018

I LOVE the box, but the only issue is that shipping takes forever... I live outside the US and I received the September Box on December... I would love if you could do something about this item

beyond underwhelmed

Jun 15, 2018

This was my firat goddess provisions box. The photos on here of it are gorgeous. Ive seen gorgeous boxes on youtube. This was underwhelming,TACKY and cheap. It felt cheap as soon as I opened. And I was so unimpressed by the 17 dollars I had to pay customs to get it. I am in Canada, and have other subscription boxes shipped from US that have been worth the shipping and no customs collected from me. But here I pay so much more than I expected to get a tacky box with sugary sprinkles as the "superfood". I should not have got the three month subscription. But maybe the next one will feel worth it. I won't be recommending this box to anyone i know right now. The orgone wand was cool. But 70$ worth in this box? Not even close.

Love the stuff, but too much plastic.

Jun 15, 2018

I adore everything I get in my box each month! However, I'm always saddened at how much plastic I have to recycle everytime. They claim to be cruelty-free but plastic is choking out nearly every aquatic dweller. Please consider alternative packaging!! Love, a mermaid goddess

Cancelled, def disappointed

Jun 15, 2018

This month's box was what I feel a complete rip off!!! How could someone look at that n say wow great box let's ship!!!

August Unicorn Box

Jun 15, 2018

While I do love most goddess provisions boxes, this months was underwhelming. The unicorn dust highlighter is almost invisible, the make up brush was bent and the chakra stone is so tiny. Didn't feel that anything in this box is full size except for the crystal orgone wand. I'm disappointed I spent the money on this box and may not order next months.

The august pack

Jun 15, 2018

I was really disappointed. With the august package the only thing I liked was the crystal and the roll on oil. Good thing I can give them away as a gift set.

Shocked at high reviews

Mar 20, 2019

I got a 6 month subscription as a gift. I will say the first box was the only one I liked, nice candle, nice crystal, can’t remember what else but it was decent. The rest of the boxes have been a flop. The last 2 months have been so similar, both had chocolate and some weird geometric shaped random stuff....... honestly I would save your money and go to a nice shop and buy something worth it. Super disappointed.