Cult of Wiener

Cult of Wiener is a monthly subscription box for people who take dachshunds far too seriously. Each month, members receive a themed box packed with curated items for long dogs and the humans hopelessly devoted to them. Toys, treats, collectibles, printed features, and limited items rotate based on the month’s theme. No filler. No random junk. This isn’t a generic pet box. Every box is designed around dachshund culture, humor, and obsession. The dogs are the stars. The humans are just the funding source. Subscriptions close on the last day of each month. Boxes ship between the 5th and 8th of the following month. Multi-month prepaid members earn escalating devotion rewards, including limited edition items, custom metal signs featuring their real dog, and full centerfold features in the monthly magazine. Initiation begins the moment you place an order. Instructions arrive with your first box. Long dogs run this now.