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A Monthly Subscription for Mouthy Mofos

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally
  • Unisex shirt sizes XS-3XL (size chart image above)
  • Bonus item included with each shirt subscription shipment
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box

Current Box from Smartass and Sass

Fancy Bitch (cutoff date is December 12)
Fancy Bitch (cutoff date is December 12)

Pinkies up, bitches! It’s time to get fancy! This month’s box is all about the finer side of snark. Consider it your little black dress of sarcasm. So embrace the sparkle, break out the good bubbly, and get ready to say ‘yes!’ to some high-class sass!

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