Smartass and Sass

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

Plans as low as $13.95 / month
Product Overview
  • Your shirt and/or box will ship on the 18th of every month. Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
  • Ships to from United States
  • Subscriptions automatically renew. Cancel anytime

Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-7 full-size items *or* a sassy shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

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Themed shirts and boxes with hilarious products.
Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box
  • 5-7 items per box
  • Items include: mugs, bags, notebooks, apparel, and more!
  • Shirts are soft-blend unisex and printed locally (size chart image above)
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia

Questions

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Q: I signed up and payment paid but never received my box upon contacting they said they would resend to still not get my box.I paid for box and extra t-shirt.What can I do to start receiving my boxes and back boxes??Asked by Regina L., July 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...July 2019

Hello Regina! In order to look up your account and the status of your
tracking, I will need your full name or email address. Could you please
contact customer support at info at smartass and sass dot com so that we
can better assist you?

Seller

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Q: Are the t-shirts regular unisex fit or are they tailored and fitted for women?Asked by Judy T., July 2019

I hate mens tshirts and can assure you they don't fit like a unisex beefy tshirt. They are thin and soft.

by Rabecca L., August 2019

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Q: What's the difference between the "box" vs the "big box"? Looking to give this as a gift. Thank youAsked by Chris D., October 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...October 2019

Hello Chris! Our box includes 5-7 hand-picked items that we curate based on
the feedback and polling of our loyal subscribers! Our big-box also
includes a custom-designed S&S T-shirt. Our shirts are unisex made with a
soft-blend cotton. They're super soft and comfortable. The sizes run true,
and our manufacturer never changes, so your size that works for you will
not change each month. Here's our sizing guide: Extra Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"

Seller

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Q: If the size of the shirt doesn't fit me, am I able to change sizes for the next month? Asked by Deb S., October 2019

Smartass and Sass answered...October 2019

Hi Deb! Yes, we can change your size preference! If your shirt doesn't fit
right, just get in touch with us. We use the same manufacturer each month,
so your size won't vary month to month. Here is our sizing info: Extra
Small: 31"-34",
Small: 34" - 37",
Medium: 38" - 41",
Large: 42" - 45",
Extra Large: 46"-49",
Double Extra Large: 50"-53",
Triple Extra Large: 54"-57"

Seller

Smartass and Sass reviewsReviews

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Love this box!

Apr 22, 2019
Angie H.
3 Reviews
3 Pictures
19 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 9 days
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I just received my first box and I love it. The items are so cute and fun. I ordered this thinking several items would be for gifting but I want to keep it all. Haha! Really fun subscription box - looking forward to getting another. Highly recommend!!

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One of my favorites!

Feb 18, 2019
Maggie R.
4 Reviews
2 Pictures
5 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 20 days
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LOVE the shirt! I got the shirt option to try this box out and will definitely be signing up for a full box. I haven't even place my order for the full subscription and I can't wait to see what is in it. The shirt is really thick and good quality -- it's a great reminder that I am here to slay :)! I would suggest you size up in the shirt as it is a women's cut and does seem to run a tiny bit small.

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BEST EVER!!!

Aug 26, 2019
Debbie G.
2 Reviews
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 22 days
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OMG freaking BEST box EVER! What a blast!!!

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Shocked and Surprised!

Aug 26, 2019
Tasha S.
1 Review
2 Helpful Votes
Subscribed for 19 days
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Wow! I was pleasantly shocked. I ordered the big box and the goodies were so cool.

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Love the Rise & Grind box

Sep 21, 2019
Kerri M.
1 Review
Subscribed for 26 days
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I love this box! Rise & Grind has the perfect mix of things to get my ass out of bed and grinding like the badass I am!

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Best box EVER!

Sep 03, 2019
Kimberly S.
2 Reviews
1 Helpful Vote
Subscribed for 2 months
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Most fabulous, sassy box EVER! Love all the cute things - t-shirts, pencils, sticky notes, tote bags, mugs!

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Love it all

Aug 30, 2019
Jennifer M.
1 Review
1 Helpful Vote
Subscribed for 11 months
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Everything is always really cute and snarky. Love you guys, keep it up.

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Another win from the Sassy ladies!

Aug 29, 2019
Deborah D.
1 Review
1 Helpful Vote
Subscribed for 6 months
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Loved the whole "adulting" theme! And I lost my "shit" when I saw the well made and hysterical tote bag which I shall be flaunting throughout NYC. Thanks again for never allowing to take life too seriously...keep up the good work!

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Great for bad-ass chicks needing a laugh

Jul 28, 2019
Kristin H.
1 Review
1 Helpful Vote
Subscribed for 3 months
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