We get it – you’re going through Stranger Things withdrawals and don’t know if watching it a 10th time will fill the Barb-shaped hole in your heart.
So, while you hang tight for season 2, Cratejoy has rounded up a collection of Stranger Things-inspired subscriptions that each of your favorite characters would love.
These boxes will help you flash back to 1983, defeat the Demogorgon, and unbox some serious nostalgia until the next time you visit the Upside Down.
1. Mike – Dungeon Crate – Starting at $33.95/month
As Dungeon master supreme, Mike would definitely be running campaigns with this monthly box designed for RPG and tabletop gamers. (Sorry mom, new dice means he’ll definitely be late for dinner.)
2. Eleven – Escape the Crate – Starting at $29.99/bi-monthly
Eleven managed to escape a scientific experimentation lab, but can she wiggle her way out of a monthly escape room challenge? Escape the Crate delivers bi-monthly mysteries to challenge your friends and family again and again.
3. Dustin – SnackSack – Starting at $22/month
Need a snack? Dustin’s your guy. Always armed with an arsenal of treats, who else can you depend on to throw serious shade at funeral food? No matter the snack situation, we think this mini sous chef would absolutely flip over a monthly delivery from SnackSack.
4. Lucas – Battlbox – Starting at $24.99/month
A camo bandana and insane slingshot skills? What other box could we pick for our favorite pragmatist other than Battlbox? With a monthly delivery of prepper and survival tools, Lucas really would be ready for anything (except a screaming match with El).
5. Will – Sketchbox – Starting at $25/month
What better subscription for the artist of the group than Sketchbox? Sure, Will probably could have used something more practical in the Upside Down (say, a way out), but we like to think he’d bide his time in no man’s land by drawing portraits of the Demogorgon.
6. Nancy – Happy Rebel Box – Starting at $100/3 months
Nancy is taking charge of her life and subverting final girl expectations left and right (seriously, who saw her ending up with Steve at the end?!). Either way, this suburban monster slayer could use a box as daring as herself, and we think Happy Rebel Box is up for the job.
7. Jonathan – Vinyl Record Subscription – Starting at $52.99/month
Start a music collection as cool as Jonathan Byers’ with 3 new vinyl records every single month. Subscribers get to choose from the Staff Picks pack, Indie records, and Hip Hop. Will you subscribe or will you go?
8. Steve – Culture Carton – Starting at $16/month
Hate to break it to ya Steve, but no one’s rooting for you. Maybe after a couple shipments of Culture Carton, a box designed to improve and enlighten the every man, you’ll be worthy of a gal like Nancy. Until then… wash your hair.
9. Barb – Coffee and a Classic – Starting at $25/month
Are you a badass bookworm like Barb? Discover a great read every month (as well as coffee, tea, or hot chocolate) and get in some good quality R&R before you get pulled into the upside down!￼
10. Joyce – Therabox – Starting at $34.99/month
Like all great moms, Joyce needs some REST. After slowly diving into Christmas light madness, this warrior mama could use a monthly gift from Therabox – a subscription curated by therapists to help you unwind and recharge. Lord knows Joyce is gonna need it for Season 2.
11. Chief Hopper – Brother’s Coffee Company – Starting at $18/month
If you’re like Chief Hopper, you know mornings are for coffee and contemplation, so pour yourself a cup of joe and have a good think with Brother’s Coffee.
12. Demogorgon – Slime – Starting at $11/month
Need we say more?