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Smartass & Sass *BIG BOX* Subscription

by Smartass and Sass
Get a monthly dose of sass! 5-9 full-size items + a hilarious shirt to make you laugh your a** off.

Product Details

A Monthly Subscription for Mouthy Mofos

Smartass & Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical a**holes. We hand-select products from artists and small businesses and work with manufacturers to produce brand-new items that are sure to make you giggle. Subscribers also help us decide on items and have access to a secret sale shop. Join our community today!
  • 5-9 full-sized items per box + a soft-blend, locally-printed shirt (unisex XS-3XL, size chart above)
  • Item types include: totes, mugs, notebooks, apparel, self-care, and more
  • $130+ value per box
  • Ships internationally to Canada, Mexico, the UK, and Australia
  • 3 subscription options: shirt, box, or shirt & box

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June box

Jun 22, 2022
Verified Purchase
Lenora H.
3 Reviews
1 Helpful
Subscribed for 7 months

Love the mug. The traveling bottles will be very useful when I go on vacation. And the towel is very nice also.

Smartass and Sass said...Jun 30, 2022

Woo hoo! Thanks so much for the awesome review, sassy friend! We stoked to hear that you love your snarky goods and we're thrilled to have you in the squad!

The best!

Jul 08, 2022
Verified Purchase
Kristen J.
1 Review
Subscribed for 1 month

Love, Love, Love these boxes! So fitting for my personality as well as unique. Thanks!

Lake perfect

Jun 29, 2022
Verified Purchase
Sasha J.
2 Reviews
Subscribed for 9 months

What a great box! Perfect for my lake trips I do! Keep it up!

Horrible

Jun 08, 2022
Verified Purchase
Claudia C.
1 Review
Subscribed for 7 months

I haven’t got my product , nor a refund. There is no way to contact customer service this is horrible… I’m emailing the BBB

Smartass and Sass said...Jun 08, 2022

HI Claudia! We would very much like to make this right for you! There are many ways to contact customer service! You can fill out the contact us form on our website, send an email directly to us (info at smartassandsass dot com) or send us a DM on Facebook! All of this can be found on our Contact Us page and in our FAQs on our website!


Past boxes from Smartass & Sass *BIG BOX* Subscription

Bring the Heat - July 2022 (cutoff date is July 13)

Bring the Heat - July 2022 (cutoff date is July 13)

JULY THEME IS...☀️ Bring the heat! ☀️ Sunny with a chance of sass. This box is loaded with the best summer essentials for your time in the sun. Whether you’re at the beach or near the pool, you’ll have all the best summer must-haves at your fingertips. Stay rad, cool cats 😻 🔥 Midas' Moisturizer⁠ 🔥 Water Wingman 🔥 Hair Handcuffs⁠ 🔥 Beachy Bonnet⁠ 🔥 Water-Warding Holdall⁠ 🔥 Buoyant Beverage Buddy⁠ 🔥 Telescopic Toasting Twigs⁠ 🔥 & a sassy shirt for BIG box subs

Keep Kicking Ass Box

Keep Kicking Ass Box

This box was a reminder to never stop the grind. Kicking ass turns from a hobby into a lifestyle after a while—and thats what we aim for. Included: shirt, eye mask set, notebook, pen, tumbler, headband, oracle deck, ring tray, and greeting card. Some past boxes are available in our shop!

Sorry Not Sorry Box

Sorry Not Sorry Box

This box was a reminder to be unapologetically YOU. Sorry not sorry bitches, we are remembering to take care of our minds, bodies AND souls. This box was all about being yourself and not apologizing for that. There is quite literally NO ONE like you. Included: shirt, wallet, ice cream scoop, hand sanitizer, bubble bath, luggage tag, swear jar, stainless steel bangle, and pencil pack. Some past boxes are available in our shop!

Squad Goals Box

Squad Goals Box

This box would have had you holding your pals CLOSE AF! Some moments in life wouldn’t have been half as fun if you didn't have your tight squad there with you! We deserve some good-ass people in our lives. Remember the belly laughs? The smiles so big they hurt your cheeks? Included: oversized tote, mineral lipstick, marker set, pool bag, playing cards, cup set, greeting card, and mini felt board. Some past boxes are available in our shop!


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Shipping Policy
Orders placed today ship by October 1
Boxes ship on the 18th of every month you subscribe.
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Please order by the 12th to get the current shipment. // You will received a shipping notification and tracking number when your goods have shipped.
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